If father Christmas could bring you ONE thing...

[Red Mullet]

A new telly. Or a top class striker.

If JJ says this then we're dooooooooommmmmmed.

 

[keniget]

Daniel Sturridge to get fit and play like he did last season.

 

[cloggypop]

True, okay, Daniel Sturridge, so I could sell him back on the Liverpool for a profit, which should be enough to cover me for a deposit on a house.

We could have had a nice shiny new stadium for everybody but oh no, look at you with your deposit on a house.

Me, me, me.

 

[Wizardry]

I'd ask for Suarez, love Cech and settle for Reus.

 

[mark1975]

Mr Frosty.

 

[Mystic]

We could have had a nice shiny new stadium for everybody but oh no, look at you with your deposit on a house.

Me, me, me.

Damn fucking straight.

 

[themn]

Damn fucking straight.

I suppose we should count our blessings you didn't ask for that fella whose name rhymes with "voice".

'CAUSE YOU COULD HAVE IF YOU DID THE GAME RIGHT!

 

[Mystic]

I suppose we should count our blessings you didn't ask for that fella whose name rhymes with "voice".

'CAUSE YOU COULD HAVE IF YOU DID THE GAME RIGHT!

Why would I want Reus for Christmas? We're signing him in January anyway.

 

[Judge Jules]

If JJ says this then we're dooooooooommmmmmed.

Never fear, Old Faithful is in rude health and looking forward to celebrating its 40th in a couple of years. 😀

I'd ask Santa to dynorod our transfer procedures and get them fit for purpose.

 

[6TimesaRed]

A defensive Coach.. and a striker that can score goals..

 

[gkmacca]

A random meteorite to hit the Emirates Stadium, just when all of the 'fans' are shouting 'hoof!'*





*This is not, of course, to advocate cosmic violence, bullying or insensitivity to anyone at all who might decide, just for the hell of it, to take this post in an ultra-serious and vein-poppingly serious manner. But I truly hate Arsenal and Arsenal fans.

 

[red_maradona]

Pogba. Midfield solved for 10 years.

 

[themn]

A defensive Coach.. and a striker that can score goals..

Erm...this post needs to go in the Twilight Zone forum as well.

You asked for two things and the thread title expressly states "ONE".

 

[Red Mullet]

Erm...this post needs to go in the Twilight Zone forum as well.

You asked for two things and the thread title expressly states "ONE".

Erm, since when has anyone asked Santa for just ONE thing?

It's usually the parents that puts this criteria in place.

 

[gkmacca]

Erm...this post needs to go in the Twilight Zone forum as well.

You asked for two things and the thread title expressly states "ONE".

Might be a striker who can also coach the defence. *walks away smugly*

 

[cloggypop]

Hope he gets RedNinja a new cat.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Erm, since when has anyone asked Santa for just ONE thing?

It's usually the parents that puts this criteria in place.

Might be a striker who can also coach the defence. *walks away smugly*

Ha ha...

Dion Dublin.. was actually one of these...

Though I am not saying we should sign Dublin obv..

 

[Athens]

Rodgers to get back together with the tranny.

 

[Markeh]

Luis Suarez

or failing that

Whatever happened to Wolverine in X-men to happen to Sturridge

 

[Athens]

Luis Suarez

or failing that

Whatever happened to Wolverine in X-men to happen to Sturridge

He wouldn't be allowed to use his giant claws without getting sent off, and potentially a lengthy ban.

 

[Markeh]

He wouldn't be allowed to use his giant claws without getting sent off, and potentially a lengthy ban.

I'd guess not if Lazar got a red for that eye poke, the odd ban would be fine until he learns to control it

 

[C/O]

Rodgers to get back together with the tranny.

Yea, they just made sense together. He hasn't been the same since.. Walking all normal and all

 

[Oncy]

The other Belgian keeper.

 

[leftpeg]

Bob Paisley.

 

[Lippy]

Bob Paisley.

This

 

[the count]

More wishes.

 

[MaBigTip]

Either Pep as our manager or Mark Cuban (some random mega wealthy guy works too, but I like Cuban's style) to take an interest in Football and buy Liverpool.

Because both a great manager or a great owner can build a prolonged run of success. No single player can.

 

[MaBigTip]

Pogba. Midfield solved for 10 years.

I want him more than any other player in world football.

 

[jason]

Father Christmas wouldn't like me much - but if Hanukkah Harry would visit this year, I'd ask for Suarez & Courtois.

Suarez will come in summer








Glow

 

[tombrown]

Bob Paisley.

Can you imagine - one poor result and another club legend will be torn to shreds on this forum.
Plus he would likely vent his frustration by going out & punching JJ