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[the count]

michael owen ‏@themichaelowen
If a good opportunity doesn't come my way then so be it. At this stage of my career it has to be something that I'm going to enjoy doing.
michael owen ‏@themichaelowen
I know I can still bang them in at the top level. I proved that nearly every time I played for Man Utd. At 32, still got a few years in me.

 

[Mamma Mia]

I'd sign him.



For my Xpert11 Champions League squad.

 

[the count]

I'd sign him.



For my Xpert11 Champions League squad.

He'd do well in a South African amateur league as well

 

[Skullflower]

I'd love to bang my fist into the top level of his nose.

 

[RedStar]

He really is a deluded little tosser isnt he. Hes only scored more than 10 league goals once in the last 7 years, and he has never in his life scored more than 20. He is a marquee name but he was never a marquee talent after he left Liverpool

 

[Gary25]

Deluded, self absorbed little fuck. An embarrassment to his profession.

 

[goodspam]

I get a warm feeling when I think about holding a shit-filled diaper over his mouth until he stops moving.

 

[themn]

michael owen ‏@themichaelowen
I proved that nearly every time I played for Man Utd.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA !

 

[Dreambeliever]

He did score in 3/4 games he played for them last year.

 

[themn]

He did score in 3/4 games he played for them last year.

 

[Red Mullet]

He did score in 3/4 games he played for them last year.

The giants that were Leeds and Aldershot wasn't it.

 

[Ryan]

I'd love to bang my fist into the top level of his nose.

HAHAHA

 

[Dreambeliever]

The giants that were Leeds and Aldershot wasn't it.

You can only score against the teams put out in front of you.

 

[Squiggles]

I fucking hate Micheal Owen more than I've ever hated any footballer.

He's a complete shit.

 

[Red Mullet]

You can only score against the teams put out in front of you.

Didn't he play a game in CL and didn't score?

 

[localny]

He should pull a George Costanza. Go against all his instincts ... when he makes the next career choice. Whatever his instincts say, go in the opposite direction.

Works for me 😉

Real, Newcastle, Man U - all terrible choices for him personally.

 

[themn]

I get a warm feeling when I think about holding a shit-filled diaper over his mouth until he stops moving.

HAHAHAHAHAA !

 

[Jack D Rips]

You can only score against the teams put out in front of you.

Dreamy those were the teams put in front of him because ferguson reckoned they were his level

 

[RolandG]

He'd do well in a South African amateur league as well

No he wouldn't. They'd break him here.

 

[Fox]

what a waste he is. If he had not left us he would be England's record international scorer and possibly PL top scorer ever and have been adored forever by our fans.

32 is no age look at drogba