John Terry
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John Terry at 26 was a world-class defender; superlative in the air, brilliant passer, amazing positionally, scored a few goals too.
But he's such a collossal thundercunt, even in his prime I would have hated to watch him play for Liverpool, so 10 years on and clearly past his best, I think you can guess what I think.
But he's such a collossal thundercunt, even in his prime I would have hated to watch him play for Liverpool, so 10 years on and clearly past his best, I think you can guess what I think.
Would you give a shit about his personality if his quality, experience, leadership etc makes us solid at the back for a change?
No way. I'd be so pissed off if that happened.
If I had a top 5 list of players I hate, he'd easily make it.
In fact, I'm going to compile a list..
1 - Gary Neville
2 - Diouf
3 - Terry
4 - Muscat
5 - Fellaini
Yup, he's on it.
If I had a top 5 list of players I hate, he'd easily make it.
In fact, I'm going to compile a list..
1 - Gary Neville
2 - Diouf
3 - Terry
4 - Muscat
5 - Fellaini
Yup, he's on it.
Not usually, no. But Terry is not your usual example. And when you factor in his age and almost glacial slowness, it makes it a verrrry easy decision.
There's a reason almost every 35-odd year old defender that has ever played in the Premiership has been considered way past their best, and that they played on too long:
Rio Ferdinand at QPR, Distin in his last season at Everton, that useless cunt Pellegrino, Kolo Toure, Richard Dunne
Great player in his prime but not the defender for Klopp style football.
Given the way we defend, I don't think Terry would have been a good fit for Klopp at 30, let alone 35. He looked very exposed in Villas Boas high line and didnt Villas Boas play with DM? He would look clueless in our setup with his lack of pace.
He would definitely be a help at corners at both ends.
I'm looking forward to Gary's next thread:
"Should We Tempt Alex Ferguson Out Of Retirement And Offer Him A One Year Deal As Manager?"
"Should We Tempt Alex Ferguson Out Of Retirement And Offer Him A One Year Deal As Manager?"
"I Think We Should Start Playing In Blue"
"Eating Human Flesh Should Not Be Illegal"
This thread is a bigger embarrassment.
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He actually fucking did that?
I thought this was a photoshopped gag when I first saw it in the paper this morning. The bloke has no sense of embarrassment.
Wow.
Ban. Seriously.
When I was 18 and working at my local Pizza Hut, the gigantic thunder cunt decided to come by for a spot of pizza on a sunny Sunday afternoon. Apparently he was out celebrating with some family and friends winning the title the day before, it was a relatively muted affair, a quiet meal at your local shit hole Pizza Hut after a day of shopping, not how I'd celebrate winning the title, but hey, John Terry's hardly known as a classy guy and apparently he had a big game coming up midweek.
Anyway, he was thoroughly professional throughout, our head waiter was a gooner who proclaimed "this is an Arsenal restaurant" upon his arrival to which he retorted "You weren't so invincible this season were ya?!" ahhh what a lad. Upon being seated, news quickly broke out to the kitchen (where the blokes work) that the infamous JT was sitting at table C3, the manager quickly told everyone that no one most bother him, so we obliged, like the faithful drones we were. One girl broke rank however and got herself a signature he dutifully produced for her, he was a man of the people you could say, no complaints, happy to make a girls day. She also got another letter that day, a letter of suspension signed by the manager, quite the haul.
So, the next 30minutes consisted of a rather large number of toilet breaks for the kitchen staff, all strangely opting for the front of house toilets as opposed to the usual staff room toilets out back. This ritual extended to me also, and low and behold there he was, sitting on table C3, with two kids and what looked like another couple (I wonder if it was Wayne Bridge?), it was a thoroughly unremarkable affair, as you'd expect when seeing five human beings sitting around a table in a run down Pizza Hut, but one thing I do remember about him that will always stand out to me was just how fucking massive he was. He was wearing what looked like those shit addidas training shorts you get, and his legs just bulged out of them, he made the chair he was sitting on look like it was from a dolls house he was that big, a truly impressive physical specimen, but I guess that's the difference between a premier league athlete and some twat from Chelmsford who hits the gym after work, the latter being probably the most athletic person I'd have seen with my two eyes before that point.
Anyway, to the order, as I mentioned before he was thoroughly professional throughout, and he had a big game coming up midweek, so he only ordered a chicken caeser salad with no sauce. The two kids had a stag bol each, and the couple had a medium deep pan pepperoni feast, solid choice. Now, this isn't what came out, what came out was the pizza as expected, a kids carbonara, an adult spag bol, and a chicken caeser salad with sauce, now that's hardly exciting, no one shat in his food or anything, but I'll always take pride in the fact that I was involved in the process (I was working cut table) that inadvertently fucked up John Terry's lunch order, and as such ever so slightly inconvenienced him.
He was completely cool with this, didn't mind waiting for the correct food to come out, which is disappointing as I'd kinda hoped he'd live up to his reputation of being a massive bellend, but alas he was a stand up customer. Nige the Arsenal fan did offer the guy a 20% discount for the inconvenience which he declined saying there was no need, a strange thing to offer someone on £100,000 a week, but there you go.
Anyway, after his kids had had a few rounds on the ice cream factory he left and our day of wonder drew to a close, he only left a ten percent tip if I remember rightly, which considering the service provided was generous, but considering his wage was a little tight. Apparently he ended up having some issues with ghosts and sangria later that week, maybe the bad karma of the tip caught up with him. Anyway, this post has little to do with this thread, and little purpose if I'm honest, but I'm stuck on a train outside Ingatestone, so deal with it.
*some elements of this story may have been dramatised in a pathetic attempt to gander more likes from fellow forum dwellers
Anyway, he was thoroughly professional throughout, our head waiter was a gooner who proclaimed "this is an Arsenal restaurant" upon his arrival to which he retorted "You weren't so invincible this season were ya?!" ahhh what a lad. Upon being seated, news quickly broke out to the kitchen (where the blokes work) that the infamous JT was sitting at table C3, the manager quickly told everyone that no one most bother him, so we obliged, like the faithful drones we were. One girl broke rank however and got herself a signature he dutifully produced for her, he was a man of the people you could say, no complaints, happy to make a girls day. She also got another letter that day, a letter of suspension signed by the manager, quite the haul.
So, the next 30minutes consisted of a rather large number of toilet breaks for the kitchen staff, all strangely opting for the front of house toilets as opposed to the usual staff room toilets out back. This ritual extended to me also, and low and behold there he was, sitting on table C3, with two kids and what looked like another couple (I wonder if it was Wayne Bridge?), it was a thoroughly unremarkable affair, as you'd expect when seeing five human beings sitting around a table in a run down Pizza Hut, but one thing I do remember about him that will always stand out to me was just how fucking massive he was. He was wearing what looked like those shit addidas training shorts you get, and his legs just bulged out of them, he made the chair he was sitting on look like it was from a dolls house he was that big, a truly impressive physical specimen, but I guess that's the difference between a premier league athlete and some twat from Chelmsford who hits the gym after work, the latter being probably the most athletic person I'd have seen with my two eyes before that point.
Anyway, to the order, as I mentioned before he was thoroughly professional throughout, and he had a big game coming up midweek, so he only ordered a chicken caeser salad with no sauce. The two kids had a stag bol each, and the couple had a medium deep pan pepperoni feast, solid choice. Now, this isn't what came out, what came out was the pizza as expected, a kids carbonara, an adult spag bol, and a chicken caeser salad with sauce, now that's hardly exciting, no one shat in his food or anything, but I'll always take pride in the fact that I was involved in the process (I was working cut table) that inadvertently fucked up John Terry's lunch order, and as such ever so slightly inconvenienced him.
He was completely cool with this, didn't mind waiting for the correct food to come out, which is disappointing as I'd kinda hoped he'd live up to his reputation of being a massive bellend, but alas he was a stand up customer. Nige the Arsenal fan did offer the guy a 20% discount for the inconvenience which he declined saying there was no need, a strange thing to offer someone on £100,000 a week, but there you go.
Anyway, after his kids had had a few rounds on the ice cream factory he left and our day of wonder drew to a close, he only left a ten percent tip if I remember rightly, which considering the service provided was generous, but considering his wage was a little tight. Apparently he ended up having some issues with ghosts and sangria later that week, maybe the bad karma of the tip caught up with him. Anyway, this post has little to do with this thread, and little purpose if I'm honest, but I'm stuck on a train outside Ingatestone, so deal with it.
*some elements of this story may have been dramatised in a pathetic attempt to gander more likes from fellow forum dwellers
What's not to like?
I think he'll make a great manager in future years. Its unfortunate he's been such a twat over the years, particularly at Chelsea, otherwise I'd be all for it.
That said, he did turn up for Gerrard's testimonial and was a good sport so maybe he's not all bad. I would be really interested to see what he would make of our defending, particularly organisationally, and I'd back him over Klopp to sort that out.
That said, he did turn up for Gerrard's testimonial and was a good sport so maybe he's not all bad. I would be really interested to see what he would make of our defending, particularly organisationally, and I'd back him over Klopp to sort that out.
State of this place.
Gary have a 2 week break from the internet mate, for your own sake at least.
I think he'd be too self absorbed and frankly too fucking thick to be a good manager.
I would actually take a break from watching us if he joined.
Worst kind of human.
Plus he's finished,
Worst kind of human.
Plus he's finished,
Ha right on que, I was waiting for that.
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