Kelly’s Heroes 2023/24

[MomoWASright]

You only live twice Mr Fox!

I’m going to have to sacrifice @FoxForceFive again. Last time that happened we won the league. We are a superstitious lot.

The focus is the league. Let’s be honest, the Wafer Cup doesn’t get interesting till the quarters and we can think about a trip to Dublin when we’ve wrapped up the league. Let’s just keep our stars fresh for the weekend matches.

We have had major surgery over the summer. Bye bye to the has beens and oh hello to the youth. We’re shaving 7 years off the average age of the legs in the middle. We needed to be drastic because the chickens had come home to roost. What should’ve been a long term succession plan ended up being a once and done. We need another midfielder seeing as the Saudis are giving us wedge for dead legs.

Core squad of:

Ali
Combine Harvester

Trent
Big Ib
Virgil
Matip
JoGo
Robbo
Scouse Greek

Badger
Big Mac
SoBossLa
CJ Hooker
Elliott
New lad coming in

Diaz
Fuck off Mo
Donkey
Jota
Gakpo

We need a right back and probably a CB. But hey, one game a week for that lot should be more than enough to bring home the title.

Which muthafuckers are in?

 

[doctor_mac]

Never been out.

 

[Modo]

Donkey lol

 

[737Max]

Once in, never out

 

[Richey]

Yes, in!

 

[peekay]

Reporting for duty, sir. Salutes momowasboss!!!!

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Token Jew in.

 

[Athens]

I'm in like white on rice. That's what the kids say.

 

[Bradley]

Sign me up.

 

[doctor_mac]

Token Jew in.

We don't want Jews in as 'tokens'. We want them in to manipulate the New World Order in order to undermine our opponents and engineer our league victory through having their hands on the levers of dark power.

 

[MomoWASright]

They can’t control Hollywood at the moment so may as well go for the premier league.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

We don't want Jews in as 'tokens'. We want them in to manipulate the New World Order in order to undermine our opponents and engineer our league victory through having their hands on the levers of dark power.

Oh - that Jew - an active poster - is taking care of that. Can't out him or they'll know what we're doing ... shhhhhh

 

[Fabio]

I'm in, under the proviso I'm allowed to be as negative as I like

 

[Modo]

I'm in, under the proviso I'm allowed to be as negative as I like

If Fabs can join under those conditions I will too

 

[SummerOnions]

I was born in

 

[Woland]

Nah. Not for me.

 

[Mojo]

Never left

 

[MomoWASright]

If Fabs can join under those conditions I will too

You can be as negative as you like as long you hold the belief we are winning the league.

 

[Modo]

You can be as negative as you like as long you hold the belief we are winning the league.

Comeback season it is then

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Nah. Not for me.

GET THE FUCK IN.
Or Putin will visit.

 

[KingDing]

I'm in chiefo

 

[Dreambeliever]

Out but we’ll win it in 25/26

 

[MomoWASright]

I'm in chiefo

Sent from my Pixel 4a using Tapatalk

Only if you remove that tapatalk shite

 

[Got the moves like Carra]

Count me in

 

[Hansern]

Never been out, sir!

 

[The Nomad]

Year I didn't join we won the league..

I'll be the sacrificial lamb.

 

[SummerOnions]

Year I didn't join we won the league..

I'll be the sacrificial lamb.

Jump on the pile

 

[MomoWASright]

Year I didn't join we won the league..

I'll be the sacrificial lamb.

RIP

 

[tombrown]

I take it as a personal insult, every summer, that you have to even ask. I have never been out of this or whatever its predecessors were, since 1990.

So yes I'm in, and fuck you Momo & all who sail in you

 

[StevieM]

Where’s @Halmeister so we can sort this jinxy shite out!!!