Woke up this morning to the most miserable day, having fallen asleep around 3am with a glass of whisky not believing what I was watching on BBC.
 
Then this news - wow!
 
And then I got a call and a job offer
 
So all in all there are two very bright silver linings to what started as the shittest of shit days.
 
And now I can genuinely tell people who ask how I'm enjoying my @retirement@ to fuck off ... there's life in this old git yet
 
Edit - and I can afford a keyboard that doesn't have an @ where the "  is meant to be!