Lardy scouse fuckwit

[dee]

Who the fuck thought giving Wayne fucking Rooney a platform to talk absolute shite was a good idea?

He talks utter banal shite and gets paid for it.

 

[rubans]

Heard you the first time 🙂

 

[Frogfish]

Wow you really went for it with this thread didn't you ! 🤣

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Surprised no one has mentioned this before

 

[binomial]

These bots are getting out of hand.

 

[KiwiRedd]

Why does it bother you?

 

[dee]

He talks utter banal shite and gets paid for it

TBF so do I!

 

[dee]

Heard you the first time 🙂

Yeah, server was buggered this morning. I’ve fixed it and reindexed.

 

[Woland]

It really does feel like when you all wait for your mate who had a motorbike accident for his turn to speak

 

[jexykrodic]

It really does feel like when you all wait for your mate who had a motorbike accident for his turn to speak

This is cruel but apt.

And funny.

 

[Beamrider]

I always thought when Jimmy Hill was on telly years ago that he used to say stupid stuff that he didn't believe just to provoke an entertaining discussion at half time. It's like they're doing the same with Rooney, except he's not in on the joke.

 

[rubans]

Yeah, server was buggered this morning. I’ve fixed it and reindexed.

Appreciate all your hard work behind the scenes.

 

[Squiggles]

It bothers me more that he's on the BBC because we're directly paying to listen to the fat mong. Hopefully, some League 1 club will want to gain publicity and hire him as a coach in the not-too-distant future

 

[dee]

Appreciate all your hard work behind the scenes.

TBH it’s the first time in months I’ve had to do anything substantive. Had to be when I was on bloody hols!

 

[dee]

It bothers me more that he's on the BBC because we're directly paying to listen to the fat mong. Hopefully, some League 1 club will want to gain publicity and hire him as a coach in the not-too-distant future

Couch would be more fitting given his ample upholstery

 

[Brizzle]

Was it really Dee who started this thread or was he trying to start it from someone else's account again 👀😝

 

[Woland]

This is cruel but apt.

And funny.

Well ok then. Arsenal and Germany player Mertsesacker sounds like what a deaf person utters when they're trying to say motorcyle

 

[Bradley]

I watched match of the day on Saturday for the first time in a long time.

It felt like it went out live. The pauses between Rooney's points was quite a thing. I was wondering why a director hadn't said, let's try that again or why they didn't edit the dead air.

Then when he did talk, it wasn't worth the wait.

 

[Woland]

It actually does go out live.

 

[Bradley]

What a risk to take.

 

[Woland]

I've said before on here but I once had a game of golf with Mark Lawrenson and we chatted shit about MoTD for the four odd hours. They get in in the morning, have a cup of tea and a laugh then watch all the matches and the spreadsheet lads pick out the taking points and they go over them all, then the late match is on in the background while there figuring out what to say, then they're at a loose end from eight till half ten and because back then it was in st John's wood and there weren't even any decent pubs nearby they'd just sit round looking at each other. BBC didn't even make them dinner so they'd take turns to go to a vending machine and get cans of coke and mars bars. Shearer lived in Newcastle but didn't like to fly so they had a van with a bed in the back of it to pick him up when it finished and do the drive back up the M1.

#motdfacts

 

[dee]

A mini version of the above; when I was a corporate flunky back in the late noughties I stayed a lot in the Kensington Marriott. On Friday nights the out of town Sky Football crew would inhabit the Exec Lounge: Thomo, the Scottish bloke, Charlie Twat and Mad LeTissier.

Never picked anything up of interest as we got a “leave them alone or your barred” message but Thommo seemed to regularly be talking to Stevie G as a sort of second agent

 

[tomasjj]

I've said before on here but I once had a game of golf with Mark Lawrenson and we chatted shit about MoTD for the four odd hours. They get in in the morning, have a cup of tea and a laugh then watch all the matches and the spreadsheet lads pick out the taking points and they go over them all, then the late match is on in the background while there figuring out what to say, then they're at a loose end from eight till half ten and because back then it was in st John's wood and there weren't even any decent pubs nearby they'd just sit round looking at each other. BBC didn't even make them dinner so they'd take turns to go to a vending machine and get cans of coke and mars bars. Shearer lived in Newcastle but didn't like to fly so they had a van with a bed in the back of it to pick him up when it finished and do the drive back up the M1.

#motdfacts

That's them proper spoilt then. Jesus.

 

[FreshRed]

Who the fuck thought giving Wayne fucking Rooney a platform to talk absolute shite was a good idea?

He talks utter banal shite and gets paid for it.

Like for the thread title 😆