Leroy Sane's tattoo

[LeTallecWiz]

A picture of himself ... scoring a goal ... lovely.

 

[Mystic]

Yeh, that's cringe.

 

[gkmacca]

It's so whoever is bumming him has something to look at. Thoughtful.

 

[doctor_mac]

It's so whoever is bumming him has something to look at. Thoughtful.

I would have preferred a short story or something.

 

[gkmacca]

I would have preferred a short story or something.

He doesn't want to attract sophisticated bummers!

 

[Modo]

 

[Athens]

I would have preferred a short story or something.

Like one of Rudyard Kipling's Just So Stories?

How the Footballer Got His Aids.

 

[StevieM]

I would have preferred one of Jason's "poems" or something.

Fixed for the truth....

 

[gkmacca]

As clerkes ben ful subtile and ful queynte,
Cor...
And prively he caughte hire by the queynte,
Yeah! Yeah!
And seyde, “Ywis, but if ich have my wille,
Ooooh, that's right, that's right, come on!
For deerne love of thee, lemman, I spille
Yeah - Oh ferchrissakes, the text has gone down to his flipping THIGH!

 

[Kay Age El]

LEROY, INSANE

 

[Red Mullet]

Obvious he'll ask for a guard of honour after being subbed at 19 minutes in his last game

 

[doctor_mac]

Fixed for the truth....

Well, obviously. Sane would go massively up in my estimation if he had a @jason tattoo on his back.

 

[StevieM]

Well, obviously. Sane would go massively up in my estimation if he had a @jason tattoo on his back.

That's not the only thing that would go up in your estimation...