LiverDOPE FC

[mwake]

Last season it was LiVARpool and now its performance-enhancing drugs as the reason why we are so relentless.... It makes me laugh to see posters on rival forums making jokes about asthma inhalers and PEDS. Don't they realize players go through regular testing?

I take those comments as a backhanded compliment just goes to show how good we are as a team that rival fans assume that the players are on drugs

You're right of course, but there's a question in there. And it's a huge one. How have they been able to maintain that high speed, high pressing game, match after match, month after month? They did it all last season. And the season before, as a matter of fact. For two entire seasons, with no let up, unless you count the matches they lost once they'd won the title at the tail end of last season. And stone me, they're doing it this season. We did it, but we can't maintain it. How is it done? Mysterious…

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[Modo]

Actually, I'm more surprised that they're debating a 3-1 goal as if we would have lost if the goal was disallowed.

Anyways, I've seen rumours about PED's before and it's just sounds silly.

 

[StevieM]

I thought we had to pull back on our caffeine doping this season otherwise all the player’s hearts were going to burst into flames and explode?

 

[MomoWASright]

We took time off between February and August to chill out as champions. That’s why we’re looking proper sound now.

 

[Mamma Mia]

We took time off between February and August to chill out as champions. That’s why we’re looking proper sound now.

Not all of us though.

Some took the opportunity to bitch and whine and be unhappy as champions instead.

 

[darkstarexodus]

I'm sure we are doping. Top teams must be. There were persistent rumours about Chelsea years ago. Ferdinand skipping his test. And so on.

We finally wised up and got on board.

 

[dantes]

They don't care about boxers and mma fighters doping, where the consequence is not an unfair playing field but the actual death of your opponent, then why should football clubs give a shit?

 

[Halmeister]

Yeah we defo are. But so is everyone else, most likely

 

[StevieM]

Yeah we defo are. But so is everyone else, most likely

If Man Utd have been doping the past few years.... I think they’re “sticking it in the wrong hole”.

 

[Athens]

When are we (as a species I mean) going to be able to alter people's DNA so there's no need for chemicals?

@dantes ?

 

[Rosco]

Don't they realize players go through regular testing?

How often does a player get tested ?

You're way more naive if you think testing catches most people that are taking PED's.
If it's done right you will not get caught.

Lance Armstrong never doped if you believe his test results. But he has since admitted he did.

You should read about the BALCO scandal - none of those athletes tested positive. The authorities only copped onto it because a coach blew the whistle and sent in a sample of what was being used - substances that weren't well known PED's and therefore were not being tested for.

Everybody is doing it.

 

[dantes]

When are we (as a species I mean) going to be able to alter people's DNA so there's no need for chemicals?

@dantes ?

If you mean before they're born, it can be done now with a little bit a trial and error to weed out the bugs. If you mean alter existing people with a virus, what do you think they were working on in Wuhan?

 

[Athens]

If you mean before they're born, it can be done now with a little bit a trial and error to weed out the bugs. If you mean alter existing people with a virus, what do you think they were working on in Wuhan?

So it's on the way then?

When will I be able to go out in the midday sun without having to worry about getting burned to a crisp?

 

[Athens]

How often does a player get tested ?

You're way more naive if you think testing catches most people that are taking PED's.
If it's done right you will not get caught.

Lance Armstrong never doped if you believe his test results. But he has since admitted he did.

You should read about the BALCO scandal - none of those athletes tested positive. The authorities only copped onto it because a coach blew the whistle and sent in a sample of what was being used - substances that weren't well known PED's and therefore were not being tested for.

Everybody is doing it.

My brother went to school with some doc who is involved in the tests for PEDs. He says pretty much all the top athletes in every sport are doing it.

 

[dantes]

So it's on the way then?

When will I be able to go out in the midday sun without having to worry about getting burned to a crisp?

I'll see if I can have a word with the relevant research body, get it added to the list as a matter of urgency so they don't waste all their time on other things like Alzheimer's and Parkinson's.

 

[the count]

My brother went to school with some doc who is involved in the tests for PEDs. He says pretty much all the top athletes in every sport are doing it.

I worked with a bloke a while back who was an amateur athlete whose coach was also a national team coach.
His coach told him that one hundred percent, ever runner in an Olympics 100 metres final is taking PED's and probably most of the others too.

 

[Athens]

I'll see if I can have a word with the relevant research body, get it added to the list as a matter of urgency so they don't waste all their time on other things like Alzheimer's and Parkinson's.

People with Alzheimer's and Parkinson's are already done for. I'm talking about preventative stuff here.

People with alzheimer's don't even know they have it, any cure would be wasted on them.

 

[Athens]

I worked with a bloke a while back who was an amateur athlete whose coach was also a national team coach.
His coach told him that one hundred percent, ever runner in an Olympics 100 metres final is taking PED's and probably most of the others too.

I'm still of the opinion that they should just let them take whatever drugs they want.

 

[Brizzle]

I'm still of the opinion that they should just let them take whatever drugs they want.

Agreed - the contest is already who can dope the 'best' without getting caught, its probably safer to make it all known. The GB rowing team are all over it - a coach at my old club was trying to encourage people to consider it (those "who wanted to do more") but we were a drinking club who sometimes went on the water so no one was arsed!

 

[Mamma Mia]

When are we (as a species I mean) going to be able to alter people's DNA so there's no need for chemicals?

@dantes ?

About 7 years ago

 

[Hansern]

If everyone is doing it, why even bother with it being true or not....

 

[Mamma Mia]

So it's on the way then?

When will I be able to go out in the midday sun without having to worry about getting burned to a crisp?

Crisp? No problem, CRISPR

 

[Rosco]

My brother went to school with some doc who is involved in the tests for PEDs. He says pretty much all the top athletes in every sport are doing it.

That's why they're at the top !

I couldn't believe the naivety of people in the past thinking a clean Lance Armstrong was beating all his doped up colleagues. There's about a zero percent chance Usain Bolt is clean too.

 

[Athens]

Crisp? No problem, CRISPR

I remember reading about crispr. But that's all I remember, reading about it not actually anything about it. Are they doing it on people yet?

Agreed - the contest is already who can dope the 'best' without getting caught, its probably safer to make it all known. The GB rowing team are all over it - a coach at my old club was trying to encourage people to consider it (those "who wanted to do more") but we were a drinking club who sometimes went on the water so no one was arsed!

Did you watch the documentary on Aaron Hernandez on netflix? One guy who was interviewed talked about his first time training with the college football team. He said at the start of practice some of the players lined up for a shot, he thought they were lining up for steroids but it was actually painkillers. They were taking painkillers just for the practice sessions. Obviously there were PEDs involved too.

 

[juniormember]

That's why they're at the top !

I couldn't believe the naivety of people in the past thinking a clean Lance Armstrong was beating all his doped up colleagues. There's about a zero percent chance Usain Bolt is clean too.

What I don’t understand is how his Jamaican teammates, that will have been under the same training regime, were caught multiple times while he came out clean every time.

 

[Frogfish]

My brother went to school with some doc who is involved in the tests for PEDs. He says pretty much all the top athletes in every sport are doing it.

Which would make all of those top athletes who are totally against PEDs, including many of our Olympic athletes, absolute liars ... sorry don't see it at all.

 

[Athens]

What I don’t understand is how his Jamaican teammates, that will have been under the same training regime, were caught multiple times while he came out clean every time.

He ran away from the testers?

 

[Athens]

Which would make all of those top athletes who are totally against PEDs, including many of our Olympic athletes, absolute liars ... sorry don't see it at all.

Not sure if serious...

 

[Frogfish]

Not sure if serious...

Paula Radcliffe for example.

 

[Rosco]

Which would make all of those top athletes who are totally against PEDs, including many of our Olympic athletes, absolute liars ... sorry don't see it at all.

Lol.

They're all proven fucking cheats already