Liverpool v Everton Match Thread

[keniget]

This is shit. We look completely bereft of ideas.

 

[Shay_K]

Red sub on the way

 

[manwithnoname]

Keita! This game is MADE for him.

 

[bobtkelpie]

Studge for Firmino, please

 

[Raz]

We’re a bit of a mess.

 

[mark1975]

Fuck off Firmino, fucking garbage.

 

[manwithnoname]

Shaqiri off. Could have been anyone really, apart from Mane. Firmino swaps with Salah

 

[Shay_K]

Shaq hooked

 

[Raz]

Keita on!! Will this 4-0 now for sure.

 

[manwithnoname]

Sturridge on. Salah off. Why the fuck is Firmino still on the pitch?

 

[bobtkelpie]

We are playing as though we are 3-0 up...

 

[manwithnoname]

Fabinho booked after Flabby melt gives the ball away

 

[Raz]

We’ve barely troubled Pickford. This is worryingly pathetic.

 

[keniget]

Think Milner would’ve been a good player to have on today.

We can’t get on the ball. Doesn’t bode well for a winner.

 

[jan]

I was optimistic thinking we could build on the good stuff from the first half after the break but this 2nd half has been fucking shit

 

[bobtkelpie]

Firmino off for anyone... the tea lady would do a better job than him today...

 

[Judge Jules]

Firmino off for anyone... the tea lady would do a better job than him today...

You were saying....

 

[refugee]

Firmino off for anyone... the tea lady would do a better job than him today...

Here comes Origi to test that theory

 

[Raz]

Lol we are bring on the Div. Christ. We are shite

 

[manwithnoname]

Firmino has been embarrassingly shit, but if the answer to target question is Divot Origi....

 

[bobtkelpie]

Oh jeezus... the tea lady would also do better than Origi...

 

[manwithnoname]

Why aren't we more excited by Origi?

 

[bobtkelpie]

Please prove me wrong, Divock

 

[jan]

Seriously, where's Milner? I thought he was synonymous with playing derbies

 

[manwithnoname]

Divot hits the post from a yard out. Cunt

 

[Markeh]

So close from the big div

 

[JurgenKlopp]

Bloody hell

 

[refugee]

Another magnificent set piece

 

[Raz]

Trents corn

Another magnificent set piece

Fucking woeful for months.

 

[Judge Jules]

The way we've handled the later stages of this game reminds me a bit of Mourinho's desperation in that CL semi-final in 2005. Not our finest hour.