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My names Michael owen, could I be more of a cunt?

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He seems to have got alot more 'aggressive' in his comments since the Newcastle fans gave him shite up there . Seemed generally taken aback by the level of abuse as in his eyes he did decent there when fit . He's now got us and them hating him so he's gone all "i'm a title winner , fuck you" and trying to throw some back whereas before he was usually his boring media trained self on all these things .

Then again he was probably always a donkey fiddler about this stuff but now has twatter to air his cocktalk
 
Fuckin' hell lewy.

I'd almost forgotten about the Michael Owen brochure.

What an epic cunt.
 
There's a also a great one going around f him walking past Big Ears last week with a photoshopped image of Stevie G kissing out of it. Hard to explain but quite funny.
 
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Facebook for me, cheers redsar

In fact, I'm just going to send it to the Judas cunt on Twitter.
 
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Oh no you did naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawt
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Themichaelowen:'Just to answer some of your tweets.Prefer playing less often in a top team than every game in a poor team. Been there didn't enjoy it.'


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It's 14 hours later and I can't get this pic and Hardcastles subtitle out of my head. Pure class!
 
Newcastle have hit back at comments from striker Michael Owen which suggested the St James' Park side were a 'poor' team.


The Manchester United forward, who spent a disappointing four-year spell in the North East which was badly blighted by injury, made his comments on Twitter earlier in the week.


Owen, responding to criticism after signing an extension to his contract at Old Trafford, wrote: "Prefer playing less often in a top team than every game in a poor team. Been there and didn't enjoy it."


Having splashed out £16million to land the former Liverpool favourite from Real Madrid, the Magpies saw Owen score 26 goals in 58 Premier League starts for the Tyneside outfit.


But the fact that the England international, who suffered a serious knee injury during the 2006 World Cup in Germany and missed a significant chunk of his Newcastle career as a result, elected to run down his contract and leave for nothing still rankles with many of the Toon Army.


Current chairman Derek Llambias feels the 31-year-old would have been wise to keep his opinions to himself, particularly given the sums invested in his services by the North East club.


Llambias told the Daily Express: "Michael is the most expensive signing Newcastle has ever made and I'm disappointed with his comments.


"Under Kevin Keegan's management he was offered a one-year extension at £140,000 a week which he did not take. He was already on £133,000 a week.


"Quite honestly, what did Newcastle United get out of it? His time here cost £40-odd million, about £1.3m per goal."


And former co-owner Freddy Shepherd, who brought Owen to Newcastle from Real in the summer of 2005, also believes the forward should show more respect to his old employers.


He added: "We might have been a poor team, but we made him a rich man.


"It works out at around £500,000 for every game in a Newcastle shirt. Poor? Well, he wasn't poorer for it.


"He spent more time ferrying between Cheshire and Tyneside in his £3.5m helicopter."
 
You just know the cunt will be snapped up by sky sports when his utd 'career' totally dries up.

Murdoch should snap up Lawro too and complete the set:

Redknapp, Owen and Lawro..

*pukes*
 
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You just know the cunt will be snapped up by sky sports when his utd 'career' totally dries up.

Murdoch should snap up Lawro too and complete the set:

Redknapp, Owen and Lawro..

*pukes*
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The worst thing about this is not that he's a cunt, but he has the personality of a fucking cabbage. Too many dull ex-footballers get jobs as pundits when there are guys out there who would be far better at the job and would be a lot more interesting too.
 
yeah he's so boring, my nobs actually got more of a personality, to be fair its the marlon brando of genitailia
owen can fuck off though, his career turned to shit far quicker than it should of for him coz he's a selfish egotistical prick
 
That reminds me of the Billy Connolly routine about grey hair and how it happens to your pubes as well.

"In a certain light ma willy looks like Stewart Granger" (a suave film star, for those too young to remember).
 
@piersmorgan About to interview my 2nd wife for @PiersTonight


G.Neville
RT@piersmorgan How the hell did you get 2 women to marry you?

Piers Morgan
RT@GNev2 I think the better question is how the hell did you get ONE to marry you?

G.Neville
RT@ @piersmorgan Personality Piers!

Piers Morgan
RT@GNev2 no offence T-Bag but you have the personality of an overly-grilled marshmallow.

G.Neville
RT@piersmorgan How would you describe the personality of your guests in the UK this year! I am Dynamite compared to them! Viewing figures poor


Piers Morgan
RT @GNev2 ratings have been great. Would love to interview you though - if you've got your bottle back since Vieira took it in that tunnel.
 
cant stand it when pierce morgan gets into internet fights, its the same feeling i get when i walk in on my ugly parents having sex, well i assume this is what it feels like. either way he's a cunt
 
He was good before his legs went bad.
Now im only remembering when he was playing Derby and got a knee in head.
Still laughing on that one.
ha
 
is that really piers? his argument with owen is ongoing and extremely cringey. particulary with regards to owen, who is cleary thick.
 
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Despite him being a smug gooner cunt, Morgan is growing on me. For the Neville stuff alone!
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Sums him up perfectly but at the moment Im very firmly in his camp. How could you not be? He's big time taking the piss out of Neville , Owen and Alan fucking Sugar
 
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is that really piers? his argument with owen is ongoing and extremely cringey. particulary with regards to owen, who is cleary thick.
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Morgan is far more quick witted than Owen. If it were a boxing match it would have been declared a no contest.
 
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