Onana vs Karius vs Kepa
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Onana by far. Karius wasn't outstanding but his career is really marked by his performance in one match of critical importance.
Onana has never played in a match of such import for United.
Onana has never played in a match of such import for United.
Tough 1.
Karius low fee, but single handily fucked up a CL final and out of the 3, he's the one I have genuine hate and disdain for....but I'm able to look past that and vote Onana, he cost a shitload and he's been blundering for far longer.....feel sorry for him in a way because I actually think he's a decent guy, moreso than the other 2 anyway.
Karius low fee, but single handily fucked up a CL final and out of the 3, he's the one I have genuine hate and disdain for....but I'm able to look past that and vote Onana, he cost a shitload and he's been blundering for far longer.....feel sorry for him in a way because I actually think he's a decent guy, moreso than the other 2 anyway.
Karius had been back to Germany during an international break and when he came back to the UK he expected that the club would arrange to pick him up at the airport and take him home, as if he got the same treatment for personal trips as for first team games. Needless to say, he had to get a taxi.
And then his Mum called the club complaining about how we'd treated her boy.
Onana is proper shite, but Doris will always get my vote.
And then his Mum called the club complaining about how we'd treated her boy.
Onana is proper shite, but Doris will always get my vote.
It needs to be tastefully done with lots of slow mo and set to Nessun Dorma - proper Oscar winning material that.
Few more years and might be able to make a full movie from his capers.
Are these footballers babies? Pay for a minder if he can't call himself a cab.
This is bullshit and repeated all the time on this forum.
This is the same stupid cunt that kicked a goal kick out for a corner. This is the same stupid cunt that let a ball go through his hands in a champions league final and blamed it on a concussion despite doing the exact same thing against Roma in the Cl semi final. It's the same stupid cunt that had half the forum hoping we'd play Ming in the final despite the fact he was also shit.
Claiming he was decent is an outright lie.
Even so, Onana was far worse. And cost 40-50m or something like that compared to 4.5m.
I never said he was excellent, just decent. From my recollection he was, though obviously that doesn't mean much. I don't remember wanting mignolet to pay the final.
Onana's the worst by far. He doesn't even look like a goalie. He looks like when the real goalie has been sent off and an outfield player goes in nets.
The incredible thing was that his fuck-up reel was long even before he signed for United. I remember seeing a blooper video of his mistakes about a week before he signed with someone wondering why United were interested. Bizarre signing given the fact there was plenty of evidence that he was shite.
I saw his tipa tappa in the box and I knew he would flop, however, I thought alot of his mistakes would come from his playing from the back but the not being able to use hands and the reaction time I didn't think of. Its shocking how late he dives to saves goals. The balls hit the back of the net and then he falls to the ground, if we didn't know better we would say he part of some gambling syndicate
Kepa no longer belongs on this list. He went a fair way towards rehabilitating himself with a decent stint at Bournemouth.
Trying to choose between Onana and Karius is like trying to choose between arsenic and cyanide in order to top yourself.
Trying to choose between Onana and Karius is like trying to choose between arsenic and cyanide in order to top yourself.
It almost feels like he makes some of those mistakes to troll the defenders.
I would say that refusing to be substituted, only to save almost nothing in the shootout, then later stepping up and missing the decisive penalty, all while being the most expensive goalkeeper in the world, demands a redemption arc far greater than just a steady season at Bournemouth.
I love how he always pulls his socks up when he makes a massive error.
I mean that is an incredible litany of cock ups. As @Pesam says, quite a few of those show he was pure calamity before he arrived at Utd.
