Other forum meltdown thread 2025/26

[Dreambeliever]

What have we stolen from a rival team, in English, verbatim?

Just can’t get enough - Luis Suarez, unapologetically stolen from Celtic.

Allez Allez Allez was used in Italy and by Rangers before us.

The Cheisa song is class, it was always going to get stolen and reused.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Si Senor was a River Plate song.

 

[Pesam]

Just can’t get enough - Luis Suarez, unapologetically stolen from Celtic.

Allez Allez Allez was used in Italy and by Rangers before us.

The Cheisa song is class, it was always going to get stolen and reused.

I’d also steal Sunshine On Leith from Hibs.

In the chorus we change the words “while the chief puts sunshine on Leith” to “While the chief, King Kenny Dalglish….”

A few other minor changes needed but it’s doable.

While I'm worth my room on this Earth
I will be with you
While the Chief puts sunshine on Leith
I'll thank Him for His work
And your birth, and my birth
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

 

[Farkmaster]

Just can’t get enough - Luis Suarez, unapologetically stolen from Celtic.

Allez Allez Allez was used in Italy and by Rangers before us.

The Cheisa song is class, it was always going to get stolen and reused.

None of these examples are the same as this, at all.

Compare the lyrics of any of these songs. The inspiration for the Liverpool versions is "this is a great tune for football" and then one was written around that song.

The arsenal song is, let's use this exact same song in the exact same way, changing some proper nouns along the way.

It is embarrassing. It is creatively bankrupt. It is small time.

 

[tombrown]

... and there are no examples of us stealing a song from Premier League rivals. We, except for "U - N - I - T - E - D, Bryan Robson's got VD ..." but that's about turning their song against them, not stealing it for our own use

 

[peterhague]

I can't believe there's anyone defending that rip off lol. It's so shameless that you almost have to admire the chutzpah. But there's no irony about it - no sly reference to the fact they nicked it or anything. It's mental.

 

[The Nomad]

I'm sure some of our older staples about the 'team' have been shamelessly stolen by us over the years.

The Chiesa one stings because its so recent to when we started singing it, and because they have only changed the names. Its just lazy.

After stealing Allez, Allen, Allen, the Diaz song.. (I'm sure I'm missing another...) just feels like they want to be us.

 

[MomoWASright]

I love a good full English. It needs black pudding and Ulster fry. A bonus for fried bread.

Let’s head over to the (red) cafe.

Please go

Outplayed. This manager is in big trouble!

had help from the refs and held on for a draw

Dogshite

Feels like a loss

Utter shite

Great result.

Board will know they have to find even more cash from some magic safe.

Amorims style of football is hard to watch.

Ruined a lovely bank holiday Sunday.

What the hell was that? 20 mins after dominating we decided to walk around and stop playing football. Fulham deserved the win here.

Another loop. He’s on the thinnest of ice.

Same shit, different day

Sick to death of the ridiculous touches and mistakes already. Dalot does it constantly.

Bad. Outside of the first 10-15 mins, I didn’t see us systematically creating any chances. This system doesn’t work for our team. Shame that Ruben can’t see it.

Does captain have to play all 90 with every manager?

"Imagine being this worked up over preseason :lol: "

Or something.

That's 3 point dropped now over last season. Good start!

Lost all confidence after 15 minutes. Made fulham look like peps Barca in the second half.

We've managed a point away from home at a direct rival! That's good, right?

Anyone who is unhappy still hasn't grasped that we're a mid-table side and will be one for the foreseeable future.

Absolutely appalling result and performance. We simply have to win these types of games and it was more of the same slop.

Drivel. 39 points till safety. It's going to be a long season if this bluffer thinks Bruno and Mount is a good midfield while Mainoo sits on the bench.

Mainoo and Zirkzee on the bench and he brings on two defenders. Can someone explain how this is in any way supposed to help us win the game?

I'm starting to think that unless he can adapt, Amorim will be gone by Christmas.

Worrying thing is that's one of our banker 3 points gone.
So we're already comfortably behind last season's points per games played.

Great first 10, but Cunha needed to score at least 1 of those great chances. Bruno too.

Oh well. Grimsby and Burnley up next. We'll boss both 1-0

We need to stop this blasted formation. Go back to 4-3-3 you coward.

He is in trouble. No urgency in this team and where were the patterns of play we saw vs Arsenal!???

We are so bad.

The system making good players look shite. Again, and again, and again. He’s tactically good enough - as demonstrated again today

Club look doomed to mediocrity, Can't even get a bounce/spark from new signings anymore.

Why... why do our players and club just suck out any fecking excitement and joy out a match?

Also I've been a Amorim supporter from day 1, defending him here against people that have been overly critical. But the way he handled today's match, with subs(Dalot, Maguire and Heaven....) and just trying to change the match picture. Pissed me the feck off. And Amorim is testing my patience towards him.

Get the Saudis to the negotiating table and sell them Bruno on condition they take a few others

I see nothing in Amorim's supposed tactics

Spend a shit load in the summer on a completely new front three and in two matches our only goal is a questionable one from a defender that needed a big deflection.

200m shiny new strike force and we still create nothing.
Apart from the first 15 minutes we we terrible.
City, Chelsea and Liverpool to come in our next 5. A win today would have been huge.

It’s like we’ve never been away.

ETH type performance, Sesko getting same service as Hoijlund

Awful performance.

What on earth was he doing at the end using Maguire as a target man in the last 10 minutes when we had a 6ft 5 CF on the pitch?

Once Fulham figured us out - which took all of 10 minutes by the way - and swamped their midfield we were done. They ragdolled our midfield and defense and we resorted to long diagonals to fullbacks who themselves were ably covered by their own fullbacks.

Very suspect performance. Most midtable teams will beat us with this performance.

200 milion euros later, we still rely on Maguire bailing us out...

We have no proper RWB for this formation.
Players are being played out of position.
No midfield.
Our captain is emotionally unstable.

Doesn't look well...

Another season that starts full of hope, quickly replaced with apathy towards the players and coaches.

£200m on a new forward line and that’s what we serve up, unbelievable.

Horrible performance. fecking hate the 3-4-3. Why do these shit coaches try to over complicate football so much?

Guess it's going to be another season of miserable football and counting down the days til we replace the manager in hope we get a normal coach who plays some normal football.

Seems the more we spend, the worse we become

 

[dee]

Love the fact that Amorim’s go to tactic is still to bring Maguire off the bench as a striker

 

[StevieM]

I love a good full English. It needs black pudding and Ulster fry. A bonus for fried bread.

Let’s head over to the (red) cafe.

What the fuck is this shit!!!!

Black pudding me hole!!!

And an Ulster Fry is a Full English with all the shit bits taken out (like fucking shit toast and mushrooms) and replaced with delicious things.

An Ulster Fry is NOT an addition!!!!

It is the pinnacle of all things unhealthy at breakfast!!!

Ya bloody savage ya!!!!

 

[tombrown]

Much as I like an Ulster fry, it does lack white pudding and is a little bread dominated.

 

[Markeh]

if you don’t like buttery mushrooms with your fry i don’t know what to say to you

 

[MomoWASright]

What the fuck is this shit!!!!

Black pudding me hole!!!

And an Ulster Fry is a Full English with all the shit bits taken out (like fucking shit toast and mushrooms) and replaced with delicious things.

An Ulster Fry is NOT an addition!!!!

It is the pinnacle of all things unhealthy at breakfast!!!

Ya bloody savage ya!!!!

Go back to your pinot Grigio and leave the food talk to the real men.

 

[singlerider]

We've managed a point away from home at a direct rival! That's good, right?

Ooof.

I mean, it's funny cos it's true, but the fact they're not even smoking the copium anymore is something to behold...

 

[StevieM]

Go back to your pinot Grigio and leave the food talk to the real men.

As if I would drink Pinot Grigio!!!

 

[StevieM]

Much as I like an Ulster fry, it does lack white pudding and is a little bread dominated.

White pudding!!!!!

All the shit bits left over from every other bit of meat!!!

Master Brown… you disappoint me!!!

 

[StevieM]

if you don’t like buttery mushrooms with your fry i don’t know what to say to you

“I bow down to your superior breakfast taste”!!!

At breakfast… mushrooms are for fannies!!!

 

[dee]

Every Marriott I stay in has buttery mushrooms. No matter what region or time of year

 

[StevieM]

Every Marriott I stay in has buttery mushrooms. No matter what region or time of year

So you’re saying Marriot breakfasts are shite… globally and eternally???

 

[localny]

YNWA in itself was a steal from a 1945 Broadway Show (Carousel)

 

[The Nomad]

Describing the perfect Full Breakfast is futile. Everyone likes different things.

There's no "for fannies". Its all for a quicker death whichever way you go.

Still.. bloody delicious...

 

[StevieM]

YNWA in itself was a steal from a 1945 Broadway Show (Carousel)

I suppose they’d be better at football than Man Utd currently are… so they probably count.

 

[dee]

So you’re saying Marriot breakfasts are shite… globally and eternally???

Well .... since I generally just have poached eggs on toast I'm not actually qualified to comment on the lardier stuff they serve up

 

[Modo]

It's funny seeing Arsenal fans so rattled by us. Their fans are even having live watchalongs while hate watching. It's incredible. They really fear us, hahahaha


View: https://youtu.be/2I3R9Z6k9q4

 

[dee]

We’ve probably got arseholes doing similar watch along for rival games. It makes money

 

[Modo]

We’ve probably got arseholes doing similar watch along for rival games. It makes money

The most popular ones are Arsenal fans, though.

 

[Modo]

Only one set of fans celebrated Rio's goal as much as we did:

Newcastle United 🇸🇦 v 🔴 Liverpool EPL Sky Sports Main Event/Sky Sports Premier League Kick off 20:00

Just wait until he turns up at the SOL. Will no doubt absolutely run the show Tbf he will be up against lesser players.

www.readytogo.net

🤣🤣🤣

 

[Frogfish]

Only one set of fans celebrated Rio's goal as much as we did:

Newcastle United 🇸🇦 v 🔴 Liverpool EPL Sky Sports Main Event/Sky Sports Premier League Kick off 20:00

Just wait until he turns up at the SOL. Will no doubt absolutely run the show Tbf he will be up against lesser players.

www.readytogo.net

🤣🤣🤣

Bloody hell hundreds of them and their celebrations put ours to shame !

 

[The Nomad]

View: https://x.com/Mobyhaque1/status/1960311705499586960?s=19

 

[Judge Jules]

Brilliant. That sideways glance at the moment the goal goes in, as if he's checking what he must look like on the monitor...classic.