Players you'd wish never played for us

[redhorizon2]

Carroll - because we lost £20m on him

 

[localny]

The trio from the Summer of 2003. Or 2002? Diao, Dijouf and the New Zizou

Vlad Smicer - but then it all changed

Harry "Me Fein" Kewell

 

[Markeh]

fucking Diouf

Aquilani because getting rid of him dragged for soooo long

 

[Woland]

Ince. What a fucking massive cunt.

 

[Oliver Twist]

Ruddock.

Twat of the highest order.

 

[ILD]

The trio from the Summer of 2003. Or 2002? Diao, Dijouf and the New Zizou

Vlad Smicer - but then it all changed

Harry "Me Fein" Kewell

Harsh to mention Vladdi at all. He scored in the CL final and scored his pen in the shoot out in his last game for us. He gave his all and was a nice lad to have around the place but wasn't consistent enough for us. He shouldn't be a player you'd wish had never played for us.

 

[SummerOnions]

Danny Wilson, Poulsen, Konchesky, Dossena

 

[Woland]

Harsh to mention Vladdi at all. He scored in the CL final and scored his pen in the shoot out in his last game for us. He gave his all and was a nice lad to have around the place but wasn't consistent enough for us. He shouldn't be a player you'd wish had never played for us.

He's czech
He's shit
He's improved a little bit
Vladimir, Vladimir.

 

[ILD]

He's great
He's Paddy Berger's mate

You can't beat the old classics.

 

[localny]

Harsh to mention Vladdi at all. He scored in the CL final and scored his pen in the shoot out in his last game for us. He gave his all and was a nice lad to have around the place but wasn't consistent enough for us. He shouldn't be a player you'd wish had never played for us.

Which is why I had in there "But then it all changed"...

I wished he hadn't signed for all his time here with us, as he was extremely average. but the my feelings changed 😉

 

[localny]

fucking Diouf

Aquilani because getting rid of him dragged for soooo long

yea and that thread would never end,

 

[Red Astaire]

I Love threads like these. It gets me all nostalgic for 2013,2012,2011,2010, 2009....

I'll go for Dossena. I can't remember the game but it's hands down the most awful performance by an LFC player I've ever seen and I've been watching since the early 80s. His goal against Madrid almost made up for it though.

 

[SummerOnions]

I Love threads like these. It gets me all nostalgic for 2013,2012,2011,2010, 2009....

I'll go for Dossena. I can't remember the game but it's hands down the most awful performance by an LFC player I've ever seen and I've been watching since the early 80s. His goal against Madrid almost made up for it though.

The one against Hull?

 

[Fabio]

I don't wish this about anyone.

They've all contributed, positively or negatively, to our club, and if we can remember them then they've provided something.

 

[Fabio]

For example, diouf

That cunt is now the benchmark for unpopular cunts at our club

Dossena, scored against the mancs and Madrid within a fortnight. He's a hero for that time period.

 

[Red Astaire]

@SummerOnions honestly can't remember mate. It was on Sky. I watched it in a pub with my mate. He was so bad we were literally speechless . I think I looked up opta and found something like 0% pass completion. He either fouled or gave the ball away. He was simply Shit.

 

[Red Astaire]

For example, diouf



That cunt is now the benchmark for unpopular cunts at our club



Dossena, scored against the mancs and Madrid within a fortnight. He's a hero for that time period.

Was Diouf that bad? A Cunt for sure and a bad signing but Shit? Like 'Dossena Shit' I mean!? Because when the Shit trophies get handed out he would surely get steaming smelly massive one.

 

[nealmac]

Paul fucking Ince.

 

[Red Astaire]

Wasn't Ince captain? I know he was ex utd but really? Ask yourself. Was he 'Dossena Shit'?

 

[ILD]

The one against Hull?

Bernard Mendy destroyed The Doss that day.

 

[Mersey86]

Gerrard - if he hadn't slipped against Chelsea, we'd be champions now...

 

[Fabio]

Josemi was worse than Dossena

As was kromkamp

Neither of them lobbed Edwin van der sar

Dossena had a bad game, but he's now in folk lore

For that reason, I'm glad he played for us

 

[the count]

Julian Dicks.
Total thug.

 

[Red Astaire]

Aye. I'll give you both of those..

 

[Farkmaster]

Joe Cole. A "free" that quite predictably was anything but. The sort of transfer that said everything about how awful things had become. And it was enough to take some supporters in, including on here.

 

[jan]

 

[Red Astaire]

Cole always looked like a player going through a massive detox. Pale, sweaty and unable to move much. Rubbish signing.

 

[Markeh]

Cole always looked like a player going through a massive detox. Pale, sweaty and unable to move much. Rubbish signing.

I've never seen a professional footballer hands on knees sucking in air like he did before.

 

[jan]

Joe Cole. A "free" that quite predictably was anything but. The sort of transfer that said everything about how awful things had become. And it was enough to take some supporters in, including on here.

Happy memories

 

[Markeh]

Happy memories

Roy's boys...

to be fair I think Jovanovic was already agreed before Hodgson came... but he signed Poulsen so fuck him.

I honestly feel like Roy being in charge was a bad dream.