So Bournemouth (A)

[Leo]

Awful from Lucas.
If these cunts get two goals the interweb is going to be smashed for Christmas.

 

[Dahuge]

In that whole passage of play Jones didn't dive once.

He might get dirty

 

[Buddha]

In short, anyone who has been calling for Jones to replace a sub-par Mingolet is a cunt.

 

[mom]

Non defence. That's what we have.

 

[cloggypop]

He might get dirty

Immaculate hair.

 

[Leo]

In short, anyone who has been calling for Jones to replace a sub-par Mingolet is a cunt.

I remember someone saying that Jones has never made a mistake for us too.

Togging out was his first one.

 

[Dahuge]

That best be can coming on

 

[Ryan]

Mignolet has become a better goalkeeper just by sitting on the bench.

Although in fairness the rest of the team probably still spend their time pleading with him to come off it too the shitcunt.

 

[Wiberg]

He is too slow making changes... As always.

 

[Markeh]

thank fuck it's Can

 

[Dahuge]

That's actually the right sub.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I remember someone saying that Jones has never made a mistake for us too.

Togging out was his first one.

"Togging out"

Reminds me of being a teenager playing Sunday league that phrase.

Brad Jones has a similar impact on me.

 

[Wiberg]

That's actually the right sub.

I would have gone for Gerrard...

 

[Dahuge]

I would have gone for Gerrard...

So would I until they scored and continho started being too job done

 

[Leo]

"Togging out"

Reminds me of being a teenager playing Sunday league that phrase.

Brad Jones has a similar impact on me.

He reminds me of my days as an altar boy in a Catholic Church in Ireland.

Afraid to drop anything incase something goes up me arse.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I'd have brought him on for lucas. He's looking a bit leggy.

Coutinho works too though, cos he was having one of those days.

 

[themn]

He reminds me of my days as an altar boy in a Catholic Church in Ireland.

Afraid to drop anything incase something goes up me arse.

Hahahahahahahahaa!

 

[Hansern]

Lallanas close control though. Christ on a bike. Quality.

 

[Wiberg]

Lallana has been boss today. Mom for me hands down..

 

[Markeh]

I would have gone for Gerrard...

exactly what I was thinking too

 

[ILD]

I like Coutinho but he seems to play his own game out there. It's frustrating. He's like that lad at 5aside who wants to just stay on the ball all game without really hurting the opposition.

 

[Markeh]

Lallanas close control though. Christ on a bike. Quality.

probably would've been an ice skater if not a footballer, he has great balance

 

[Ryan]

I like Coutinho but he seems to play his own game out there. It's frustrating. He's like that lad at 5aside who wants to just stay on the ball all game without really hurting the opposition.

He's just a shorter Smicer really.

 

[Dahuge]

Hendersons cross there, did we even have someone in the box,,?

 

[Wiberg]

He's just a shorter Smicer really.

Fucking hell. That's way too hard and you know it. Damn!

 

[ibromurph]

Is Henderson actually trying to sabotage us? The amount of times he's given away the ball today is mystifying. And also, his touch. It's taking him 2-3 touches to bring the ball under control.

He looks a Sunday league player out there.

 

[Ryan]

If we ever get good again, and work out that buying more Marko/Lallo types is the way forward, then Jordan Henderson and his fucking Ken-doll haircut are getting nowhere near this side.

 

[ILD]

Love how Lallana does those sexy back heals as his first touch.

 

[Dahuge]

The shame this half is we haven't got Markovic into the game as much

 

[Oncy]

I reckon wed have a chance of promotion if we were in the Championship.