I feel exactly the same way bro! 🙂
Anyways Rafa ain't going to happen in a million years so that need not worry us.
JH "So Tom , have you got your file on Raafa Benitez?"
TW "Sure have JH"....shoves beige cardboard file over desk to The Lying Rag-glass bespectacled Henry
JH *reading intently " Wow it says he caused some shit at Valencia Tom"
TW "He certainly did JH they bought him a fucking lamp and he wanted a fucking sofa!"...."WTF?"
JH "Yeah, and it tells us about all the shit we know went on at Liverpool Tom....What's Machiavellian mean?" Haha he fucked those two chancers around something terrible"
TW "Sure did JH, lucky for him everyone hated that cowboy so much they missed what he managed to fuck-up though"
JH "So he went and managed in Italy , with his pedigree he must have done really well there, and they had a great team they had just won the Champions League, Serie A and the Italian cup is that right Tom"
TW "Is right JH, they were flying the season before he took over"
JH "Tom, Tom this must be wrong.........It says here he fucked it up and got sacked after six months after making waves with yet another owner, this time over unrealistic demands for back him or sack him, fucking Morriati only went and sacked him...... Did he ever get his fucking Sofa?"
TW "So you see the problem some of our fans have short memories JH, we can't dismiss the idea of him coming back out of hand but need to pretend we were a teeny bit interested. Apparently he is a good guy and really loves the place, but I don't think we need all that shit JH, we have those SoS dip-sticks to contend with as it is."
JH "
File closed Tom, get that funny German guy in, the little Spaniard has gone to the cleaners to try and get coffee off his beige pants and white shirt, or was that white pants and beige shirt? ........... any rate he has no fucking dress sense and looks like some gay guy camping it up . I tell you something though Tom that fucking space-cake stuff that the dutch guy gave me went really well with that coffee I had, lets hire him he can bring the recipe with him, we can give it to the team at half time with their tea, it made me feel like a million bucks.............."
TW "Hmmmmmm get back to you on that one JH"