Sunlit Uplands

[The Nomad]

Boris called energy companies to downing street.
Energy company bosses laugh at Boris and leave
Energy companies announce average January Bill to increase from last weeks estimate of £500 to a new estimate £571 after the meeting.

 

[rubans]

No, we’re collectively political idiots fully deserving of the government we get.

Exactly, Tories have won every election for the past 10yrs. The voters are the ones to blame putting this lot of lieing hateful cunts in power for over a decade because they play to the worst in each one of us…

 

[Atlas]

You could be right I suppose. I think that half the country freezing to death and having zero money to go for a bev might focus the mind though.

It might end in some kind of riots, I don't think we've hit the bottom yet. Lizz and Rishi are speaking the way they are because they know it'll win votes, any compassion, slightly less right policies will be called out and they'll be devoured by the same people they're trying to please.

We'll have a few pics of the MPs in the so called warm banks, saying how they're doing everything they can and blaming someone else.

 

[The Nomad]

It might end in some kind of riots, I don't think we've hit the bottom yet. Lizz and Rishi are speaking the way they are because they know it'll win votes, any compassion, slightly less right policies will be called out and they'll be devoured by the same people they're trying to please.

We'll have a few pics of the MPs in the so called warm banks, saying how they're doing everything they can and blaming someone else.

Truss is doing her level best to finish 2nd in a one horse race.

Her talk of tax cuts to help pay energy bills won't touch the sides for anyone.

 

[jexykrodic]

Truss is doing her level best to finish 2nd in a one horse race.

Her talk of tax cuts to help pay energy bills won't touch the sides for anyone.

She's not talking to the country, she's talking to a small group of conservative members who will be doing the voting in this contest.

 

[The Nomad]

She's not talking to the country, she's talking to a small group of conservative members who will be doing the voting in this contest.

I get that. But she's making herself look stupid to everyone.

 

[Athens]

 

[Holle]

They had a point - there's less competition for lorry drivers.

 

[StevieM]

Surely that’s a piss take - tell me that’s not an actual promotional video from the Leave campaign?

It couldn’t possibly be?

 

[Red rose]

Wow what a mess !

 

[refugee]

Nailed it

 

[Atlas]

More satire

 

[Atlas]

We have an illusion of a 'free press' in the UK.

Who is to blame for the situation.
Maybe your son!? Or your brother?


Ludicrous

 

[rubans]

The Johnsons, dynasty of the decade only next to Rajapaksa’s. Neither will ever be out of a pound or rupee whether over 50s or not…

 

[6TimesaRed]

Wow what a mess !

Almost got it right, they promised sunlit uplands.. We did get scorching heatwaves and a drought tbf..

 

[Red rose]

Almost got it right, they promised sunlit uplands.. We did get scorching heatwaves and a drought tbf..

ha ha and a load of shit at our beaches !

 

[Athens]

 

[Athens]

Τruss!

 

[Lippy]

God help us all

 

[StevieM]

Think on the bright side…. You’ll finally see all those Brexit bonuses, low taxation driving the economy, the country levelled up and the borders controlled!!!!

Finally the utopia of Sunlit Uplands sponsored by The Daily Mail…. What could possibly go wrong!!!

 

[Lippy]

Think on the bright side…. You’ll finally see all those Brexit bonuses, low taxation driving the economy, the country levelled up and the borders controlled!!!!

Finally the utopia of Sunlit Uplands sponsored by The Daily Mail…. What could possibly go wrong!!!

TBH I don't think there's much more left to go wrong that hasn't already gone wrong already. I'm sure Thick Lizzy will try her best though

 

[737Max]

In Liz we Truss*












*No we don't, she's just another fuckwit

 

[The Nomad]

Welcome to the new age of hyper inflation

 

[Shay_K]

In Liz we Truss*












*No we don't, she's just another fuckwit

She'll make Boris look like a genius by comparison.

 

[Red rose]

 

[StevieM]

Are we starting a sweep for how many days before her first colossal gaff or fuck up - apart from who she names in her first cabinet?

It’s entirely possible it could be hours - anything could come out her mouth.

 

[Athens]

I was listening to this and lolled out loud when it happened. It was a very awkward speech.

 

[MomoWASright]

We’re gonna have a party, we’re gonna have, we’re gonna have a partyyyyyy when Lizzy Trust dies.

Fuck the tories.

 

[737Max]

We’re gonna have a party, we’re gonna have, we’re gonna have a partyyyyyy when Lizzy Trust dies.

Fuck the tories.

 

[Red rose]

I was listening to this and lolled out loud when it happened. It was a very awkward speech.

I really thought no one was gonna clap
it was as false as feck !