The new number 9…

[737Max]

Sign Mateta - there I said it

 

[rurikbird]

We've officially hit the 3AM-at-Bumper stage—deciding between the fat, sweaty one who’s all hands and cider breath, or the twitchy speed addict with swastika tattoo and won’t stop talking about knives.

Living the dream.

Anything to get away from that crazy Uruguayan bitch.

Given that Larsen is Norwegian, that swastika tattoo is probably just an ancient Nordic symbol… probably.

 

[Squiggles]

Another one for the shit mix is Sancet.

24 years old. 15 in 25 goals this year in La Liga


View: https://youtu.be/iefrBuxSMjE?si=bp6piYuA3vWtMc45

Year younger than Alcarez and currently out scoring him. Only 1 assist, though. Some nice finishes in the reel.

 

[Fabio]

It's weird. I'm confident we're going to spend big this summer, but usually I have some grasp on European football that I have suspicions who we will go for.

I've got zero fucking clue.

It's exciting

 

[StevieM]

It's weird. I'm confident we're going to spend big this summer, but usually I have some grasp on European football that I have suspicions who we will go for.

I've got zero fucking clue.

It's exciting

I’m starting to have this niggling fear that we’re not going to do anywhere near as much or the sort of business that people think we will.

 

[Modo]

It's weird. I'm confident we're going to spend big this summer, but usually I have some grasp on European football that I have suspicions who we will go for.

I've got zero fucking clue.

It's exciting

We're gonna go Dutch. I'm sure of it.

 

[darkstarexodus]

We're gonna go Dutch. I'm sure of it.

Ask the other team to pay their half?

 

[Hyena]

Another one for the shit mix is Sancet.

24 years old. 15 in 25 goals this year in La Liga


View: https://youtu.be/iefrBuxSMjE?si=bp6piYuA3vWtMc45

Year younger than Alcarez and currently out scoring him. Only 1 assist, though. Some nice finishes in the reel.

He is the fucking bomb. I really like him.

And. His forearm says he is a red

Contracted to 2032 but has a reasonable release clause.

Plays in Dom's position but he played as a 9 in his youth I believe.

His shot is incredible

 

[StevieM]

Ask the other team to pay their half?

Unlike Barcelona!!!

 

[jan]

Surely we should go all in for Alvarez? Scores all types of goals, works hard, Prem proven, good injury record, can cover other positions, World Cup winner, buddies with Macca etc.

To be fair, this Sancet guy does look good in that video but there's always a chance of an Aspas I'm afraid of. They're the same age and on the same number of goals unless the internet's lying to me btw

 

[737Max]

Surely we should go all in for Alvarez? Scores all types of goals, works hard, Prem proven, good injury record, can cover other positions, World Cup winner, buddies with Macca etc.

To be fair, this Sancet guy does look good in that video but there's always a chance of an Aspas I'm afraid of. They're the same age and on the same number of goals unless the internet's lying to me btw

i hope he takes a better corner than Aspas

 

[Brizzle]

Surely we should go all in for Alvarez? Scores all types of goals, works hard, Prem proven, good injury record, can cover other positions, World Cup winner, buddies with Macca etc.

To be fair, this Sancet guy does look good in that video but there's always a chance of an Aspas I'm afraid of. They're the same age and on the same number of goals unless the internet's lying to me btw

Agreed on this. I think he brings a known quality which in certain positions and transfers we need to be going after. We are after all entering this transfer window as the reigning PL CHAMPIONS