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I reckon a lot of our partially-sighted fans will be asking Jay Spearing for his autograph. The same ones who once asked Peter Moore for his, thinking he was Bruce Grobbelaar.
This is a true story. Peter was half-way through signing when the bloke said "Thanks Bruce" and then he thought "Oh shit, how do you spell Grobbelaar?".
Apparently Bruce isn't great at signing autographs so the poor punter probably thought he'd done really well to get him to sign.
I saw Bruce and his Mrs in a fur coat in summer once on my flight back from Paris after the crappy CL final 2yrs ago, wanted to ask him for a selfie but he looked like a moody git and wasn’t up for the aggro myself so left it. Glad I did then…
 
He will need to protect his dome like head from the strong Merseyside sun; might I suggest something like ...

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Yeah, fuck you, Stevie!

My eyes…. My eyes!!!!
 
Remember when a Miss Holland winner accused Van Persie of rape and he spent 14 days in prison whilst under suspicion before being released without charge, only for her to admit she lied for publicity. He did have to admit to banging her though, but as it always the case, his wife forgave his little whoopsie. That was a interesting time.
 
Remember when a Miss Holland winner accused Van Persie of rape and he spent 14 days in prison whilst under suspicion before being released without charge, only for her to admit she lied for publicity. He did have to admit to banging her though, but as it always the case, his wife forgave his little whoopsie. That was a interesting time.
I do, only because of the fact it was repeatedly reported she was Miss Holland or Miss Nigeria, when she was actually the winner of a very minor competition, Miss Nigeria (in) Holland, and the photo released at the time (which I'll find) showed her and the competition. These days we can no longer comment on the runner up in the way we did in the past


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I do, only because of the fact it was repeatedly reported she was Miss Holland or Miss Nigeria, when she was actually the winner of a very minor competition, Miss Nigeria (in) Holland, and the photo released at the time (which I'll find) showed her and the competition. These days we can no longer comment on the runner up in the way we did in the past


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God almighty. Half the hookers in the casino I managed in Lagos blow her away! He must have been desperate.
 
In fairness to Slot, that’s as good as a first interview you could wish to see as a fan.

Jury firmly out for me but if he keeps up this approach he’ll win me over if the results are there.

Utd in game 3 will be a big early test.
 
Arne just slipped up and said two more inbound


(to the training team)
 
Absolutely bodied the guy that said he plays with a 4231.

Gonna be Ali Virg and Trent building out from the back and then 8 fuckers running in behind.

Arne is a tactical genius.
 
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