Ugly Gaga

[Modo]

Would you hit it?

I'm not so sure.

 

[Squiggles]

She's not as hot as some make out, just an average girl, and you'll notice she covers her face with a big fringe and massive sunglasses nearly all the time, which helps masks this fact.

Great body, though.

 

[Modo]

[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=36080.msg951614#msg951614 date=1253997050]
Great body, though.
[/quote]

Wouldn't say great body, her tits ain't all that but her ass is up there with the best.

 

[themn]

Posting 101 (picture)

 

[Skullflower]

i wouldn't go down on her.

 

[Modo]

OK, something is wrong down there. She's not a hermaphrodite. But she got an unusually big clit.

 

[Hamaan]

She looks like an ugly man

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

She looks like Bet Lynch.

 

[SaintGeorge67]

haha, yes

 

[Hamaan]

Reminds me of Paul Calf but uglier

 

[Stulikesdrums]

IT'S A MAN.

 

[El Pistolero]

she is most defo a chick with a dick

 

[Judge Jules]

Either way, I wouldn't touch her even with someone else's.

 

[Roopy]

She ain't hot.

She has a massive fringe to cover her face... and then wears massive glasses on top of that to hide her face even more.

Then wears outrageous clothing to take attention away from her face.

Has a turkey neck too.

UGO.

 

[mark1975]

She looks worse than Danielle Westbrook.

 

[Peatcheo]

[quote author=Redshrek link=topic=36080.msg951650#msg951650 date=1253999381]
she is most defo a chick with a dick

[/quote]

That doesnt really prove anything.

 

[Vlads Quiff]

You lot are for it when Portly catches up with this thread

regards

 

[El Pistolero]

[quote author=Peatcheo link=topic=36080.msg952630#msg952630 date=1254130114]
[quote author=Redshrek link=topic=36080.msg951650#msg951650 date=1253999381]
she is most defo a chick with a dick

[/quote]

That doesnt really prove anything.
[/quote]

Wheres the pic gone i could defo see a nob.

 

[Judge Jules]

[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=36080.msg952663#msg952663 date=1254134068]
You lot are for it when Portly catches up with this thread

regards
[/quote]

Haha. I've been waiting for that very thing to happen. 😉

 

[Portly]

Lady GaGa is sensational!

I had lost interest in today's dreary pop music until I accidentally caught Lady GaGa's set at Glastonbury on TV. I think she is the most exciting thing to happen on the pop scene since the Beatles or Abba.

I don't think she is any more attractive than some bird in the accounts department whom you might fancy, but with her it is the overall package that is so brilliant. She is a great musician and yes, she does have a very nice bod.

 

[Skullflower]

[quote author=Portly link=topic=36080.msg953002#msg953002 date=1254156259]
Lady GaGa is sensational!

I had lost interest in today's dreary pop music until I accidentally caught Lady GaGa's set at Glastonbury on TV. I think she is the most exciting thing to happen on the pop scene since the Beatles or Abba.

I don't think she is any more attractive than some bird in the accounts department whom you might fancy, but with her it is the overall package that is so brilliant. She is a great musician and yes, she does have a very nice bod.

[/quote]

don't start.

she fucking talentless and totally embarassing.

 

[Vlads Quiff]

Portly must have some interesting DIY project on the go.......he has just phoned me up to ask to borrow my chain saw, soldering Iron and pointed pliers 😱

regards

 

[Portly]

 

[Mors]

It looks like a Dave to me. It didn't used to race for South Africa did it by any chance?

 

[Ryan]

She's an ugly talentless cunt.

 

[dossena]

She's not attractive I agree, but she has more talent than most "artists" on mainstream radio today.

 

[Friend no. 2]

[quote author=dossena link=topic=36080.msg954359#msg954359 date=1254296643]
She's not attractive I agree, but she has more talent than most "artists" on mainstream radio today.
[/quote]

Explain..

 

[Judge Jules]

She's an ex-session singer and musician. I've heard her play the piano, pretty decently too.

 

[Portly]

I would be interested to hear what performers the GaGa critics consider to be more talented than her!

Lily Allen or Speech Debelle? ;D

 

[Squiggles]

She's also wrote number 1 hits for other artists before launching her own album.

I agree she's a talented pop star.