Usain Bolt?

[Rafiagra]

Admittedly he's said he wants to play for the mancs, but seems he's desperate to be a footballer.

What is he?.. 6'5, powerful, fastest man on the planet...And he can't be that much worse than Carroll on the ground.

We have sod all pace upfront. I reckon we give him a trial.

 

[LarryHagman]

Tried it with Cisse. Running really fast in a straight line then blasting the ball in the same direction has limitations.

 

[Woland]

him up front with a ducati on the wing and a star destroyer in the middle. Maybe have Jesus in goal and the concept of love as a replacement for Agger

 

[Y1]

Carra can hoof all day and night...

 

[StevieM]

him up front with a ducati on the wing and a star destroyer in the middle. Maybe have Jesus in goal and the concept of love as a replacement for Agger

A death star would be a more imposing figure in the middle - although it may not be mobile enough for Rogers 433?

 

[Woland]

I don't know whether I'd prefer cornflakes or coco pops in the hole. Hang on, I'll try both.

 

[gkmacca]

Let him play for the mancs and Adam can tackle the cocky twat. Then he can do that stupid pointy gesture in the direction of the nearest hospital.