Voulez-vous Kerkez avec moi ce soir ?

[binomial]

 

[Dreambeliever]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DLXJu-eI5z_/?igsh=MWxmMTBteDJ5d29vZQ==

 

[Dreambeliever]

You ready to admit Hughes is the shit yet?

 

[binomial]

You ready to admit Hughes is the shit yet?

More chance of you admitting Mo's been in decline for the last 2 years.

More chance of me flying halfway across the world to give Stevie a blowjob.

 

[Dreambeliever]

More chance of you admitting Mo's been in decline for the last 2 years.

More chance of me flying halfway across the world to give Stevie a blowjob.

Well the first one is clearly untrue. The second is possible if he throws in an air fryer.

We have signed 3 first team players who will walk into the team while offloading 3 players at the same time and it’s not even July. Humble pie sir?

 

[Hansern]

Our transfer window is 10/10 so far. Just get a new nr 9 and a CB now.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Isak and Guehi while offloading Nunez and Jota and Robertson and Elliot and it’s perfection.

 

[binomial]

Well the first one is clearly untrue. The second is possible if he throws in an air fryer.

We have signed 3 first team players who will walk into the team while offloading 3 players at the same time and it’s not even July. Humble pie sir?

Making up for last summer's failures and even then it looks like Arne's the 1 meeting players and convincing them to join. All this cunt is doing is carrying around John's stash, whilst failing to drive a better deal for us and taking a month of negotiations to finally get a player signed, the amateur.

 

[Hansern]

Hope Robbo stays.


View: https://x.com/anfieldsector/status/1938200292438217162?s=46

 

[Markeh]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DLXIbJ1I3MF/?igsh=MTNrYWlycTE0Ynpubg==

has he been signed to put up some shelves? what’s going on?

 

[The Nomad]

has he been signed to put up some shelves? what’s going on?

View: https://x.com/LFCTransferRoom/status/1938190803022540972?s=19

 

[Mamma Mia]

Wow. We're going to fucking boss teams.

 

[Atlas]

I don't think the squad has enough space for two dads who are mental.
We just about managed with Diaz dad getting kidnapped and then his mental celebrations.



View: https://x.com/BackseatsmanLFC/status/1938203458278146084?t=-Mowr6bP47YEoAD3ZmOE8Q&s=19

 

[FreshRed]

I don't think the squad has enough space for two dads who are mental.
We just about managed with Diaz dad getting kidnapped and then his mental celebrations.



View: https://x.com/BackseatsmanLFC/status/1938203458278146084?t=-Mowr6bP47YEoAD3ZmOE8Q&s=19

That kind of mental is welcome any time. Sad and son seem absolutely thrilled to be part of Liverpool. Long may it continue!

 

[Fabio]

Eastern European mental and south American mental are 2 very different types of batshit crazy

 

[jan]

His old man joking he should start learning Real Madrid songs and taking Spanish lessons in that clip

 

[tombrown]

That kind of mental is welcome any time. Sad and son seem absolutely thrilled to be part of Liverpool. Long may it continue!

Freudian slip?

 

[ScousJay90]

Kerkez is a brilliant signing for Liverpool. With Robertson mentoring him, he’s only going to improve. He was one of the standout left-backs in the Premier League last season, and I can’t wait to see what he brings in pre-season

 

[Markeh]

i hope one of my boys makes it in football so i can be a whopping pain in the arse for all involved

 

[Frogfish]

I don't think the squad has enough space for two dads who are mental.
We just about managed with Diaz dad getting kidnapped and then his mental celebrations.



View: https://x.com/BackseatsmanLFC/status/1938203458278146084?t=-Mowr6bP47YEoAD3ZmOE8Q&s=19

Looks perfectly normal to me !

 

[localny]

They'll be beserkly singing some Real Madrid song in three years at this point 🤣

 

[jan]

They'll be beserkly singing some Real Madrid song in three years at this point 🤣

ffs have we signed him on a 3-year deal?

 

[Hansern]

Love him already. Both our new full backs will be fan favourites.

 

[Dreambeliever]

That kind of mental is welcome any time. Sad and son seem absolutely thrilled to be part of Liverpool. Long may it continue!

Hopefully he doesn’t go full Shaw at Utd where he thinks he’s made it by signing and drops off a cliff.

 

[StevieM]

Well the first one is clearly untrue. The second is possible if he throws in an air fryer.

We have signed 3 first team players who will walk into the team while offloading 3 players at the same time and it’s not even July. Humble pie sir?

Is keeping the air fryer and saving Binomial a flight an option?

 

[King Binny]

View: https://x.com/afcbournemouth/status/1938197549682176450

 

[Bradley]

He looks quite good. So that's nice.

 

[Mamma Mia]

Have we ever had >20 goals scored by defenders in a single season?

Records will be broken.