Poll Dodge the brodge

[C/O]

He's a dick for having a holiday? He's reliving his younger years because he's a 42yr old enjoying a night out, ergo he's unprofessional?

Jesus Christ, I'm 40 this year, I'd better calm the fuck down on the "enjoying life" bit.

Are you going trough a midlife crisis Mark?

It's ok if you are.

 

[gkmacca]

He's not on holiday, so I doubt it.

 

[mark1975]

Are you going trough a midlife crisis Mark?

It's ok if you are.

I wish this sun would go away, there's tits in skirts *everywhere*.

 

[gkmacca]

Tits in SKIRTS? My auntie Lettie's tits were low but are you visiting an old people's home???

 

[6TimesaRed]

I wish this sun would go away, there tits in skirts *everywhere*.

You mean GILF's

Each to their own I guess..

Markey can teach Wayne Rooney a thing or two it seems

 

[Fabio]

Marbella - his choice or the holiday committees?

 

[Woland]

OK then, hands up who wouldn't rather be having beak snorted off his bellend by that bird he's with than being sat in work right now?

If that's a mid-life crisis then I've been having one since I was about 15.

 

[C/O]

I bet he's going to get pissed and end up getting a tattoo.

It'll have stars, a coy fish, a bit of tribal and say 'Life is for living, so that's what I'm doing hey' in fancy cursive writing.

 

[Rosco]

Or just three envelopes

 

[C/O]

Or 'Only God can judge me, because he's the greatest technician'.

 

[Woland]

It was really a three card trick, like you see con men doing in the street ready to pack up and leg it at a moment's notice. Except he had the cards face up and told us all what he was doing as he fucked us.

 

[Rosco]

Is that one of his own quotes? I could see him getting something he said tattooed

"I will leave no stone unturned in my quest – and that quest will be relentless."

 

[Rosco]

Or maybe :
Per aspera ad astra

Or even:
I’ve always said that you can live without water for many days, but you can’t live for a second without hope."

 

[Rosco]

"Three months ago I was a tactical genius."

 

[C/O]

Each one would have him and date he said it too.

Three months ago I was a tactical genius.

- Me, March 2015

 

[Silver Sean]

The little bits of the man are adding up. The face stroking, the hubris, the mid-life crisis, the failure to back up his myriad outbreaks of management-speak bullshit with any success, the creepy running off with a younger model as the money really starts to flow. I'm beginning to really dislike him. Feels like we've been duped in the same way FSG obviously were.

 

[tomasjj]

Each one would have him and date he said it too.

Three months ago I was a tactical genius.

- Me, March 2015

"Seven at the back - shut up shop! Genius me!"

"Flipped the diamond, like a boss! Genius me!"

etc etc

- Me, December 2014

 

[Rosco]

He's a footballing Jesus

 

[jexykrodic]

He's got a top job, makes loads of cash, has scored himself some top totty and is on holiday. He must be stressed out.

 

[C/O]

I bet he calls his girlfriend 'bae'.

 

[KingDing]

 

[KingDing]

Just to make clear it isn't mine [emoji1]

 

[tomasjj]

Jesus!!

You can just close the internet now!

I have seen it all.

 

[Fabio]

Me oh my

 

[Markeh]

that's a well done tattoo

I wish I could draw like that on paper never mind on someones side with a vibrating needle

 

[Leo]

It's Gary25.

 

[Rosco]

I think it's Redninja.

It would explain things!

 

[Insignificance]

Just to make clear it isn't mine [emoji1]

For the rekord its not mine either!!!

 

[StevieM]

"You train dogs - not footballers"

 

[gkmacca]