Pre-match thread Man U (H) - 5 March 16:30

[Shay_K]

Oscar season

 

[Fabio]

Rashford nearly scores

 

[darkstarexodus]

Even Gary Neville calling out fernandes for being embarrassing

And Gary would know.

 

[Fabio]

Oscar season

Fucking Razzies worthy

 

[Fabio]

Wonderful from mo, nearly a great ball across goal from Nunez

 

[Fabio]

To top today off, let's get a pen

 

[Markeh]

I love that my United mates were starting all the WhatsApp banter before this, they must’ve been kidnapped by aliens. Nowhere to be seen now.

 

[Shadey]

Nunez 5-0

 

[Fabio]

WHAT A HEADER DARWIN

WHAT A BALL HENDO

 

[mom]

Hahahahahaha

 

[Jürgen4PM]

How can anybody not love Nunez!

 

[Shay_K]

Nunez 5-0

Spoiler

 

[mom]

Five goals from our shit front three!!!!!

 

[KopRed]

The fuck's happening??

 

[darkstarexodus]

What a ball from Hendo and a brilliant header from Darwin!

 

[dee]

WE WANT SIX

Like I said

 

[Shay_K]

Spanking

 

[Markeh]

lol Darwin

 

[Fabio]

Darwin or gakpo hattrick?!

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Unreal

 

[Fabio]

Tyler sounds like he's going to cry

 

[Shay_K]

I think that's a no look goal too

 

[KopRed]

The commentator's nuts. He said that was good fortune?

 

[keniget]

We're gonna get spanked.

Uno reverse!

 

[Fabio]

Bobby about to get the loudest pop

 

[got red on me]

*unzips fly*

*displays erect phallus*

 

[dee]

Darwin or gakpo hattrick?!

Both

 

[darkstarexodus]

We raised our game today. SCM, I mean. Best match thread in ages.

 

[rubans]

I want 6

 

[Fabio]

Darwin, hendo, gakpo off

Stefan Millie and bobby on