I'm a journalist... Make my own.
Sorry Mystic, I didn't make the rules.
I consider it fair comeuppance for you guys giving me false hope about the situation by bumping this thread with posts about bloody table sauces.
That will show you cunts.
I sympathise Mystic, I really do. But posting on a wildly tangential topic in a thread isn't a banning offence. If you check up rule 43, 'Deliberately misleading posters on a new signing', subsection d, 'Misleading posters on a current player signing a new contract....' is a banning offence.
It is there in black and white.
You had me for a second!
I hope he doesnt sign now.
That will show you cunts.
Lea & P, I presume, sir?
Yes indeed. Although I sheltered from the rain in the factory's main entrance once when I got caught in a cloudburst as I was walking past, and the smell from inside the factory was appalling, but the sauce is still boss.
I nearly got put off Lea & Perrins as it is made out of hairy fish.
Well yeah, he doesn't need any more kids.Sterling does need to be careful where he gets his mayonaise