Summer Silly Season 2016

[Hansern]

John Cross claiming we've offered Vardy 140k a week but can't trigger a deal as not in champions league. Still, significantly more wages than Arsenal have offered.

John Cross...

 

[hmmmmm1]

He has one of those punchable faces and his voice

 

[Cerberus]

 

[Markeh]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Jack D Rips]

Apparently Manchester United are signing for Zlatan on a one year contract.

 

[Gary25]

I might take up cricket or something.

 

[Cerberus]

Massive Zlatan playing for the mancs in the premiership. The comments on here will be a lolfest.

 

[Judge Jules]

Apparently Manchester United are signing for Zlatan on a one year contract.

I like the way you put that.

 

[Red Bird]

John Cross claiming we've offered Vardy 140k a week but can't trigger a deal as not in champions league. Still, significantly more wages than Arsenal have offered.

John Cross is a routine fibber.

 

[Judge Jules]

He was rock solid certain the Arse were going to get Suarez that time. His main problem is he has Arsenal-coloured spectacles.

In fairness, though, he's a bit more willing to praise us when we're going well than a number of other media pundits I could mention.

 

[Red Astaire]

I might take up cricket or something.

Huh! Don't knock it. Cricket is far far better than fucking football.

 

[Red Astaire]

Apparently Manchester United are signing for Zlatan on a one year contract.

Hahaha

 

[cloggypop]

Huh! Don't knock it. Cricket is far far better than fucking football.

This is more wrong than your rimming threat.

 

[Red Astaire]

This is more wrong than your rimming threat.

Ha! At the moment it feels true though.

 

[Mystic]

Whilst I don't believe a word John Cross says, Jamie Vardy to us does make sense, he'd fit Klopps idea of a wide forward pretty well, he's a bit like a mediocre English Marco Reus.

 

[tony]

This is more wrong than your rimming threat.

I vote for the rimming bit - cricket is aces - fucks all over footy

 

[keniget]

Whilst I don't believe a word John Cross says, Jamie Vardy to us does make sense, he'd fit Klopps idea of a wide forward pretty well, he's a bit like a mediocre English Marco Reus.

Jamie Vardy to us only makes sense because we have form for spending on the latest English flavour of the month.

If he does go to Arsenal, I hope he does end up out wide.

 

[Glen C]

Echo are denying that we're in for vardy. No way FSG are gonna spend that money on a guy who's 29.

 

[cloggypop]

I vote for the rimming

Typical cricket fan.

 

[reuque]

Echo are denying that we're in for vardy. No way FSG are gonna spend that money on a guy who's 29.

Being pedantic here but they did sign Rickie Lambert.

 

[Glen C]

Being pedantic here but they did sign Rickie Lambert.

Bit different with the amount it would cost to get him and wages. So not even remotely similar.

 

[the count]

 

[cloggypop]

Some bloke called Eric Bailly to Manchester United for 40 million euros

http://en.as.com/en/2016/06/04/football/1465058295_730024.html

 

[Judge Jules]

Amazing (and heartening) that we're fourth on that list. No doubt the Klopp factor has a lot to do with that, but who gives a flying one what the reason is? Our job now is to capitalise on our opportunity, in a way we've failed to do for the past quarter of a century.

 

[Holle]

This is more wrong than your rimming threat.

There's a rimming thread?

 

[keniget]

In 2004 the pulling power of our manager landed us Alonso. Any danger of a similar success this time round?

Were we ever in for Xhaka?

 

[Holle]

In 2004 the pulling power of our manager landed us Alonso. Any danger of a similar success this time round?

Were we ever in for Xhaka?

I'm not sure. But we should have been.

 

[The Nomad]

I think I read somewhere that Karius joined is because of Klopp.. So i'm sure there may be one or two others such as Hector if we land him.

We should have been in for Xhaka.. Or Dahoud if we knew we wouldn't get Xhaka. I doubt BM will sell the latter now.

 

[Holle]

I think I read somewhere that Karius joined is because of Klopp.. So i'm sure there may be one or two others such as Hector if we land him.

We should have been in for Xhaka.. Or Dahoud if we knew we wouldn't get Xhaka. I doubt BM will sell the latter now.

Dahoud you mean? Xhaka's already gone.

You've been in the desert for too long.

 

[The Nomad]

I mentioned Xhaka first.. But you're right in the structure of that sentence.