This is the best rumour EVER!!!!!!
01 Jun 2011 16:01:09
It was early morning today when I was walking in Madrid, near the Vicente Calderon (a magnificent stadia, I must say) during my 3 day tour there.
A black Cadillac parked about 8 metres from us (me, my brother and mother-in-law.
As the (left side) doors of the vehicle openned, with two men about to get off, suddenly came 4 running young men who being chased by 3 guards.
They sped past us and, as the two men in the Cadillac were about to make their way out of the car, two of these young men tripped and crashed into of the man emerging from the back of the Cadillac.
The man fell very hard and dropped his suitcase which smashed against... I think it was a steel bin.
The suitcase openned and it's contents, a couple of documents, got all over the place (it was quiet windy).
Strangely, one of the documents fell right on my feet.
As you would expect, I picked them up. I couldn't hold them firmly as the wind was blowing them in all directions and I was also carrying my baggage.
But I managed to see a few lines.
I'm not sure but I believe one of the things I saw was "Liverpool Football Club; Atletico; 45m; Sergio Aguero; cash".
Before I could read for more, the man who had fell, the owner of the documents, had quickly raced to me and grabbed them.
He was white, had black, neatly tidied hair and wore glasses.
He said something of this effect to me: " this is supposed to be a surprise, okay? So help me keep it that way. I know what you saw, but just, keep it hush-hush."
"Sir", I replied, pointing to my LFC shirt, cap and keyholder, "is Aguero going to be turning out in these next season?"
He smiled and said, "Stop asking questions. Know that you'll be delighted and thrilled 12 weeks from now, if of course you're what I think you are."
He buttoned his tuxedo and, with a fine French accent, "Walk on, friend."
He walked away, and entered the Calderon.
Make of this what you will, but I know what I saw.