Anyone going to Kiev...
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They cook it, up the road, at Chernobyl ... quicker than a microwave, and leaves you looking like this :
I wonder....is chicken Kiev a dish that emanates from the great pantheon of Ukrainian cookery, or is it one of those dishes some chef has applied a name to to make it seem more interesting? When I was a 14 year old pot washer in a hotel the chef came up with a dish that flew out of the kitchen called 'mushrooms Monte Carlo'. They had feck all to do with Monte Carlo. They should have been called Donaghadee Mushrooms.
Donaghadee and Monte Carlo have a lot in common you know, they're both by the sea and... I think that's where the similarities end, actually.
They both have an o as their second letter.
Actually, it is ripe to become the Monaco of the Irish sea. It has a lovely wee harbour that the Sheiks would love. Fab ice-cream to be had in The Cabin too.
Not to mention its very own crown prince, Jamie of house Bryson.Actually, it is ripe to become the Monaco of the Irish sea. It has a lovely wee harbour that the Sheiks would love. Fab ice-cream to be had in The Cabin too.
The rightful heir to the Irn Throne.
Return flight Bangkok to Kiev.... 400E.... God knows why it gave me the price in Euros but.... it was looked at...
I am off to Rome, so I Guess that's about how much I manage to do. Kiev will be amazing, but I can't find a hotel nor a decent flight. Haven't got my Rome tick either sorted. Fuckety fuck.
Couldn´t either find a hotel but Airbnb. Never tried it. On this trip anything goes.
Yeah. A bed and a place to keep the toothbrush is enough I guess. Problem with Kiev is that I have never been there and don't know what i sound lociation etc.
Toothbrush? Fucking nancy boy
I so wanna go but I'm running a festival the week after. Life is hard
I asked a chef about Chicken Kiev and he said it was French, but maybe spread through Russia and the rest because loads of royal families and rich people hired French chefs. Stuffing a chicken breast with cheese (is there cheese in it?) and garlic deffo sounds French.
But the breadcrumb crust is like a schnitzel, which is Austrian. Although that's probably French originally too. They claim everything.
I’m pretty sure Harry Kane invented schnitzel.
Yes, he accidentally invented it by smashing his face repeatedly onto a piece of meat, before he was shown how to eat food properly.
Back on topic, Chicken Kiev is chicken stuffed with butter and garlic, so it is as french as a stripey shirt and string of onions. And losing wars.
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Oh yeah, butter! Why did I think of cheese?
Anyway, yeah that's as French as union strike or a lorry blockade
Have you seen the French 3rd kit for the World Cup. Its fucking amazing. I want it. Its got a massive ‘Hawhee Haw He Haw’ about it.
All that's missing is a string of onions
@FoxForceFive should get it, it has his initials on it. Plus, I hear he's a big chicken.
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