Florian and the (Slot) Machine

[Woland]

That's the worst excuse I've heard from anyone about being fucking shite since Woy died.

 

[Hansern]

View: https://x.com/anfieldsector/status/1931095499438018860?s=46

 

[Hansern]

So, 133 mill then. Not 150.


View: https://x.com/sachatavolieri/status/1931097075841732996?s=46

 

[peterhague]

So, 133 mill then. Not 150.


View: https://x.com/sachatavolieri/status/1931097075841732996?s=46

I was just winding you up you melon.

 

[binomial]

 

[Hansern]

I was just winding you up you melon.

View: https://giphy.com/gifs/justin-g-eye-roll-bitch-please-contempt-l0NwPZ027mabR6Tg4

 

[Brizzle]

I don’t care about the price, once it’s over 90m it’s our club record no matter what.

I just hope we have plans for a goal scorer to go with the three providers we are buying.

 

[Oncy]

*unzips tent*

*steps out into morning sun*

*stretches*

Morning reds

*puts coffee on camping stove*

*whistles the imperial march*

 

[The Nomad]

*unzips tent*

*steps out into morning sun*

*stretches*

Morning reds

*puts coffee on camping stove*

*whistles the imperial march*

Morning chap...

Can of special brew?

 

[Judge Jules]

*unzips fly*

*steps out into morning sun*

*stretches*

Morning reds

*puts coffee on camping stove*

*whistles the imperial march*

Edited for accuracy.

 

[Oncy]

Edited for accuracy.

Thats fair

 

[King Binny]

View: https://x.com/bayer04_en/status/1931351438828900379

 

[darkstarexodus]

Thats fair

Is it though?

As if it wasn't just hanging out there when you woke up.

 

[tombrown]

The phrase "cheap at half the price" is an idiom, not a literal statement. It's often used ironically to mean that something is overpriced or of poor quality, even if the price is reduced. In this case, "cheap" doesn't refer to being inexpensive, but rather to being low-quality or even worthless