I'm going full gay on this one. It's not the fashion in and of itself. The dude can look however he wants and he can suck dick or tag team cheerleaders in his spare time and I don't mind what he chooses, whatever. The big deal here for me is that if you buy a Louis Vuitton bag, you're a stupid fucking cunt trying to jam yourself into a hierarchy that only exists in the most pointless and vacuous of universes. There's nothing good about a Louis Vuitton bag. Nothing. They're shite. They look like something your nan used to have dipped in vomit dipped in shit and branded with a logo. There's no reason to buy one of those disgusting bags other than to show people you've bought one of those disgusting bags so that you can be in the gang of people that buys disgusting bags. Then you stick a fucking stupid doll to it that gives a nod to another pointless culture that you're appropriating, that doesn't even deserve appropriation. That's all fine. It's his choice, I'm not going to stop him, live and let live. Peace and harmony. I am allowed to say how fucking shit it is and talk about it though. If that makes me gay then I'm the gayest there is. Cos I do want to talk about it. These billionaires roll up to Anfield in their lambos and become adored from day one no matter how many goals they score or how many terrible bags they buy and I sit back and wonder about the discrepancy, the ratio of their earnings to the dudes who live in the streets around Anfield, who don't earn billions and even if they did wouldn't waste an average year's salary on a disgusting fucking bag because that would be disgusting and it would make you a twat. There's the line. Kid, Ekitike, you're a dick. You've displayed how much of a dick you are for all the world to see. At this point you need to score goals or fuck off, because you aren't and you never will be one of us. Fuck off. You and your fucking handbags. Maybe you don't care what people think. In which case why did you buy the disgusting fucking bag in the first place. Who are you trying to impress?