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I hope we fucking twat these fucking manc cunts on Monday.

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---------------Mignolet-----------------
Johnson--Skrtel-Sakho--Enrique
----------------Can--------------------
----------Hendo--Coutinho---------
--Sterling----Lambert----Ibe-----
 
---------------Mignolet-----------------
Johnson--Skrtel-Sakho--Enrique
----------------Can--------------------
----------Hendo--Coutinho---------
--Sterling----Sturridge----Ibe-----

I thought Sturridge is out of the game? Must be Lampert/Lambert there....
 
I think is the most likely starting team for us

-------------------De Gea
----Keane-----Jones------Evans

Young Herrera Cleverley Shaw
----------------------Mata
-----------''Rooney Hernandez​
 
I'd like to see Teixeira get some minutes; he hasn't featured at all on this trip, and with the players having played just 2 days ago, maybe he'll get his chance. Likewise for Ilori and maybe even Ward as well.
 
I think is the most likely starting team for us

-------------------De Gea
----Keane-----Jones------Evans

Young Herrera Cleverley Shaw
----------------------Mata
-----------''Rooney Hernandez​
I don't know Herrera very well, but that seems very light in defence, and with us seeming starting a 2nd defence so far this preseason, this game should have goals all over it. How comes no RVP anyway, is he injured?

Assuming that's your line up, I hope we start with Can, Henderson and Gerrard, with three at the back, and three in midfield, even though you don't really have a defensive minded midfielder in there, its still going to be a very congested area, and I'd like to see whether our three can dominate it or not. Big test.
 
Herrara is a wonderful footballer though. I made a few threads about him in 2011. Kids a baller. Turns on a sixpence and first touch instigates his 2nd phase of play.

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Anders Herrera is a player alright. I wouldn't put my name against it otherwise.
 
Anders Herrera is a player alright. I wouldn't put my name against it otherwise.


Not the concern Daveed. It's the rather free-flowing liberal use of "baller" which I'm pulling you up on. That's twice in a handful of days from you.

Cunts are already using it wildly out of context, you're only compounding that by tossing it out there willy-nilly - regardless of whether he deserves it or not.

Lukaku was referred to on here the other day as a "baller". The fuck?

Lukaku.

^^^QED
 
Anders Herrera is a player alright. I wouldn't put my name against it otherwise.

ILD, what did you think of him last season? From what I saw of him last year he was bollocks in the first half of the season, I don't know what was wrong with him, picked up in the second half. The games against Athletico and Valladolid he was dogshit.
 
Herrara's touch is in a different stratosphere to Lakaku. I only use baller for certified bona fide ballers which sadly, Herrara is.
 
Alright, that's it. I'm putting a fuckin stop to this shit toot de sweet.

No one is to use the words:

Baller
Swag
Player

When referring to a footballer until we've got clearly defined criterion in place.

I'll obviously be the one drawing up the definitions, and until that's been completed (a few days once I get some work out of the way) there's a blockade on the afore-mentioned words.

Cuntz have been warned.

Fucking Lukaku a baller my arse.
 
Lakaku is an anti baller. You wouldn't see me throwing that around. Pft.
 
Herrara is a baller though. He's Joe Allen mixed with Lallana but better than both.
 
I'll obviously be the one drawing up the definitions, and until that's been completed (a few days once I get some work out of the way) there's a blockade on the afore-mentioned words.

There's this piece on full backs you were supposed to be doing. Then there was another piece which you said you'd do as well but I've forgotten what that was going to be about. Now this definitive guide on the use of baller, player and swag gets queued behind those two. Come on, start getting shit done or else nobody can start balling till 2018.
 

Further down the thread... this is the gem of that thread (this is in 2011):

2.53min says it all for me.

Jordan Iniestason, the future of England attempts to make a killer pass. Stalls too long, brain unable to process data quickly, gets robbed easily and sexy Spaniards almost scored.

English players are not wired to play tippy-tappy, pass and move football. Never was and never will be.

Alex Ferguson levels of owned by Henderson. 😀
 
Alright, that's it. I'm putting a fuckin stop to this shit toot de sweet.

No one is to use the words:

Baller
Swag
Player

When referring to a footballer until we've got clearly defined criterion in place.

I'll obviously be the one drawing up the definitions, and until that's been completed (a few days once I get some work out of the way) there's a blockade on the afore-mentioned words.

Cuntz have been warned.

Fucking Lukaku a baller my arse.

Ha I was gonna say you've opened the floodgates to partial street based football lexicon, for everyone to think they can come in and use it
 
There's this piece on full backs you were supposed to be doing. Then there was another piece which you said you'd do as well but I've forgotten what that was going to be about. Now this definitive guide on the use of baller, player and swag gets queued behind those two. Come on, start getting shit done or else nobody can start balling till 2018.


I noes, I'm well behind.

I prom I'll do them and they'll be worth it.

cut me some fucking slack studs.
 
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