Keita could be on his way

[manwithnoname]

Mmm and in Porky's.

Bloody hell I'm well behind in these posts.

She's not as good looking as yer doll outta Buck Rodgers or Heather Locklear.

"Yer doll" out of Buck Rodgers is now 68 or so years old, so I wouldn't hold out too much hope she's still on top "looks-wise", given how well Cattrall has aged.

 

[tombrown]

"Yer doll" out of Buck Rodgers is now 68 or so years old, so I wouldn't hold out too much hope she's still on top "looks-wise", given how well Cattrall has aged.

Like shagging sandpaper

 

[doctor_mac]

Rich love knows nought of ‘thine that is not mine;’
Both have the strength and both the length thereof,
Both of us, of the love which makes us one.
I'd still fuck her now. I reckon she'd let me go right in her shithouse

Not bad. I think the metre goes off a little in the last line though.

 

[mark1975]

Errrr.. yeah

 

[doctor_mac]

Mmm and in Porky's.

Bloody hell I'm well behind in these posts.

She's not as good looking as yer doll outta Buck Rodgers or Heather Locklear.

Erm, you go ahead dogboy.

I'd rather give one to Twiki

 

[dogboy]

Dear Lord, those two had never aged in my mind. Well until now, thanks fellas.

 

[Holle]

I still would!

I've had worse...

 

[StevieM]

...Buck Rodgers.....

Isn't that what the Tranny did?

 

[gkmacca]

A female reds correspondent who's a goer called "Reddy". It's the stuff dreams are made of.

That voice! That bladdy godawful voice!!

 

[gkmacca]

I've seen her listed as Everton's most famous fan in some shit before.

They've got Judi Dench and Amanda Holden. Thank god.

 

[Hansern]

Twitter blowing up with the news of a deal having been agreed for Keita, January move.

Fingers crossed its true.

 

[Skullflower]

Great and everything but the only thing I'm arsed about is the champions league at this point.

 

[6TimesaRed]

 

[Woland]

Great and everything but the only thing I'm arsed about is the champions league at this point.

Yeah but we want to win it next year too and if he gets bedded in for a few months it's nailed on.

 

[gene hughes]

Buggybuggy

 

[Hansern]

 

[Mystic]

 

[Woland]

Have The Firm said anything?

 

[Cerberus]

I'm pretty Firm right now.

 

[reuque]

Why did you have to ruin the fun

 

[Mystic]

Fuck off James Pearce.

 

[doctor_mac]

Twitter blowing up with the news of a deal having been agreed for Keita, January move.

Fingers crossed its true.

 

[Cerberus]

He's like the Geoff Shreeves of Twitter.

 

[reuque]

Bet redninja didn't expect his card would bring 3 replies

 

[Hansern]

 

[reuque]

This is the original source I think. LVZ is Leipzigvolkzeitung so pretty sure they're fairly credible in this matter.



Ideal situation would be Keita plays the Leipzig vs Schalke match and is subbed at half-time to say goodbye to the fuckers and then gets on as a second half sub for our match against City

 

[Athens]

I'm going to have to watch Big Trouble In Little China soon. It'll be the first time in about 25 years.

Does anyone reckon it's agreed well?

 

[MomoWASright]

A big “Pearce knows fuck all”

 

[6TimesaRed]

Pearce doing his usual trolling

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

You know what this tells me?
This tells me that we had no fucking plan whatsoever when we sold Coutinho.