Keita could be on his way

[LeTallecWiz]

Hmm, who am I thinking of then?? I was sure someone did...

Are you mixing up your Oncys and Reddys again mate?

 

[doctor_mac]

Hmm, who am I thinking of then?? I was sure someone did...

Melissa Reddy doesn't do contentious opinions on Liverpool players or targets. She parrots the club's line because she gets access and looked after.

 

[doctor_mac]

Are you mixing up your Oncys and Reddys again mate?

Yes, Oncy definitely was convinced he'd be shite.

 

[reuque]

Hmm, who am I thinking of then?? I was sure someone did...

That would be Mina Rzouki

 

[Frogfish]

That would be Mina Rzouki

Haha well she was well off Base. But I'd love to be on hers.

 

[Ryan]

Aaaah that's the one! Cheers Reuque!

 

[Niall K]

Way to get bailed out

 

[Ryan]

Joyce in The Times reporting that the club have made official contact with Leipzig to try and get this done.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Hmm, who am I thinking of then?? I was sure someone did...

More interestingly in light of this evidence would you now give her the flip?

 

[Dreambeliever]

They came out and said no dice until the summer according to the BBC.

 

[Farkmaster]

They came out and said no dice until the summer according to the BBC.

Weird, why wouldn't they want to sell their best player in the middle of the season?

 

[localny]

Weird, why wouldn't they want to sell their best player in the middle of the season?

I mean, who does that....

 

[localny]

Another famous LFC fan - Kim Cattrell

just for Portly, Vlad and JJ with their appreciation of finer wines

 

[doctor_mac]

Another famous LFC fan - Kim Cattrell

just for Portly, Vlad and JJ with their appreciation of finer wines

Kim Katrell was my massive kid crush (I fell in love with her in Mannequin). Still looking good.

 

[Glen C]

Kim Katrell was my massive kid crush (I fell in love with her in Mannequin). Still looking good.

Everyone wanted to fuck her after Mannequin....bit of a goer in Porkys as well.

 

[Frogfish]

Weird, why wouldn't they want to sell their best player in the middle of the season?

Supposedly they have some issues with FFP.

 

[StevieM]

Everyone wanted to fuck her after Mannequin....bit of a goer in Porkys as well.

She's had more cock than I've had bottles of wine.

You could send a small expeditionary force up her snatch without then touching the sides.

 

[Athens]

Everyone wanted to fuck her after Mannequin....bit of a goer in Porkys as well.

She was one of the better things about the original Police Academy movie.

 

[the count]

She's had more cock than I've had bottles of wine.

You could send a small expeditionary force up her snatch without then touching the sides.

Or as an ould lad I worked with a long time ago used to say
"She has had enough cocks to make a handrail to the moon"

 

[doctor_mac]

Or as an ould lad I worked with with a long time go used to say
"She has had enough cocks to make a handrail to the moon"

Or another one that did the rounds, "fucking her is like throwing a sausage up the channel tunnel".

Or, "she's had more dick-ends than weekends".

 

[doctor_mac]

Everyone wanted to fuck her after Mannequin....bit of a goer in Porkys as well.

I didn't just want to 'fuck her'. I LOVED her. I wanted to write her poetry; to stare dreamily for hours into those blue eyes; to hold hands with her on barefoot walks along the beach. And to fuck the living shit out of her.

 

[Frogfish]

Or another one that did the rounds, "fucking her is like throwing a sausage up the channel tunnel".

Or, "she's had more dick-ends than weekends".

All of which means I've still got a chance then !

 

[Avmenon]

Cattrall was born in Liverpool, wasnt she?
Think I saw something like that on that Who Do you Think you Are.

 

[Woland]

I've seen her listed as Everton's most famous fan in some shit before.

 

[Hansern]

I didn't just want to 'fuck her'. I LOVED her. I wanted to write her poetry; to stare dreamily for hours into those blue eyes; to hold hands with her on barefoot walks along the beach. And to fuck the living shit out of her.

I felt the same way after seeing her in the blockbuster epic legend that is Big trouble in little China.

 

[Woland]

Maybe not.

 

[Avmenon]

Definitely would

 

[Glen C]

I felt the same way after seeing her in the blockbuster epic legend that is Big trouble in little China.

Ooohhh yeah shit i forgot she was in that...classic movie. I'd still fuck her now. I reckon she'd let me go right in her shithouse.

 

[manwithnoname]

Rich love knows nought of ‘thine that is not mine;’
Both have the strength and both the length thereof,
Both of us, of the love which makes us one.
I'd still fuck her now. I reckon she'd let me go right in her shithouse

 

[dogboy]

Kim Katrell was my massive kid crush (I fell in love with her in Mannequin). Still looking good.

Mmm and in Porky's.

Bloody hell I'm well behind in these posts.

She's not as good looking as yer doll outta Buck Rodgers or Heather Locklear.