Listen you fuckers….
Im saying I’m flying over from Australia and spending the weekend in Liverpool for this game.
The missus will drop me off in Liverpool and fuck off to visit Downtown Abbey - she’s happy.., but I’m fucking delighted to dodge that bullet.
So… are we getting pissed up or what?
I might buy a hospitality ticket - so you don’t, like, need to hold my hand in the stadium - and to be honest if none of you fucjers want to catch up… I’ll just fibs one of Woland’s pubs or his brewery and smash through his beers.
But, fuck it… chance in a lifetime to get fucked up with the Darkside…