Post Match Newcastle (A) Aug 26th 2 fucking 3
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To what end Binomial? When every single AI generator can produce text devoid of simple linguistic error (to the degree that I celebrate seeing errors in the work of my students), then why has this faulty bot that is producing pigeon English been released into one of the most fringe LFC forums in the far reaches of the interweb?
I don't disagree that Kerkez is likely to be fine in the long run, but it shouldn't be a huge surprise that he is being criticised.
The very fact that he was already one of the best left backs in the same league is always likely to mean that expectations were higher that he'd be good from the start and wouldn't need so long to settle in as players who are new to England.
That may be unfair, but there we are.
The very fact that he was already one of the best left backs in the same league is always likely to mean that expectations were higher that he'd be good from the start and wouldn't need so long to settle in as players who are new to England.
That may be unfair, but there we are.
I mean, maybe some posters who don't have English as their first language are using online tools to help them express themselves, no? It seems like if you don't have an avatar you're assumed to be a bot, like it's beyond the wit of AI to find a picture of John Barnes or the King and upload it.
For fuck’s sake, I’m not a bloody bot. I’ve supported LFC longer than some of you’ve been out of nappies. Just because I can string a coherent sentence together without drooling doesn’t mean I’m artificial. I’ve got opinions, memories, and a soul full of Klopp-era chaos. So unless AI suddenly started swearing at refs and crying over Istanbul, maybe cool it with the accusations
was thinking how crappy gakpo was and was begging slot to bring on Rio for him, he semms struggle o take players on
Ah but how would you know? Those are likely implanted memories. Have you never watched a sci-fi film ?! The bots are always surprised to find out they are AI.
Have your wife stick a screwdriver in your ear - you'll be surprised.
surely a contender for goal of the season just for pattern of play that led to the goal?
View: https://x.com/Slotoholic/status/1960110672278397329
View: https://x.com/Slotoholic/status/1960110672278397329
Bro, don't rain on a beautiful moment.
Fabulous team goal topped off with an immaculate finish from a 16 year old. Insane.
Calm down Twiki.
Maybe they're intentionally faulty as they're eagle to blend in with the flock here mahn.
My favourite angle to watch it is from behind Alisson's goal. There you can see the stretching of the pitch, Elanga watching the play develop and blissfully ignorant of Ngumoha's presence.
I'm also chuffed with the kid's celebration. Just raw delight; he even looked a bit lost for a moment when he pointed to the crowd and then realized, "hang on, I've got a celebration to continue". None of that rehearsed, posing shit which unfortunately he'll likely pick up a while later in his career (they almost all do).
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9xT8aPZzyY&t=747s
Milos Kerkez >> Virgil Van Djik >> Ibrahima Konate >> Conor Bradley >> Konate >> Harvey Elliott >> Ryan Gravenberch >> Bradley >> Federico Chiesa >> Mohamed Salah >> Rio Ngumoha.
Every outfield player touched the ball bar the omniscient Dominik Szoboszlai, who dummied the ball as an act of genius.
This is the goal of the season.
Every outfield player touched the ball bar the omniscient Dominik Szoboszlai, who dummied the ball as an act of genius.
This is the goal of the season.
He did the same few mins earlier with the ball 🙂 (think before Rio came on) where he had a chance to lay it off either Mo or or to left and got tackled as he held on to it too long. He needs to move it quicker, this isn’t Seria A.
Funny you should say that, this week of all weeks ...
That's not a screwdriver.
I’d say Gakpo.
Are we the only fanbase who are constantly paranoid and fearful of other team's height and physical presence?
Like I doubt Bournemouth were shitting bricks this badly prior to smashing them 4-1 with a midfield of Adams, Christie and fucking Kluivert, or Everton rocking up on the last day and beating them with a midfield of Gueye, Garner and fucking Alcaraz.
Like I doubt Bournemouth were shitting bricks this badly prior to smashing them 4-1 with a midfield of Adams, Christie and fucking Kluivert, or Everton rocking up on the last day and beating them with a midfield of Gueye, Garner and fucking Alcaraz.
That could be a good shout too.
I am surprised at the lack of criticism regarding the complete lack of professionalism from Newcastle's management and players in this whole saga.
I get why the fanbase was riled up and petty. In their minds, it was a perfect David vs. Goliath scenario, even though in this case, David was financed by the richest investment body in the world to the tune of half a billion pounds. But we are all hypocrites to a certain degree, and it was a perfect opportunity for them to climb on their high horse and protest.
But why did the players and the management play to this audience? Give us an Agger elbow or two in the first 10 minutes and get on playing the game rather than getting sucked into the theatre. You had everyone on your side, including the referee, and you blew it by losing your mind.
Why isn't there more questions asked of Wor Eddie? Why isn't his game management not being questioned? Why were his players running around like mad dogs and committing egregious fouls even after 30 minutes that even a sympathetic referee was forced to take action?
Why are DOFs leaving their organization after a few months to a year? Why is Eddie Howe's nephew the only chief scout he seems to have no issue with, and everyone else leaves? Why have they been turned down by half the strikers in Europe, despite having a CL spot? Why are no questions being asked about the way they are disrupting Brentford's season by their pursuit of Wissa?
I disapprove entirely of Isak not training. But why is nobody asking why a player who has no history of such histrionics has taken up such an extreme stand? What were the promises made? What Isak did was unacceptable, but the job of Newcastle management, or for that matter, any management of any club, is to be the adults in the room. During the entire Coutinho saga, Klopp was 100% in support of him in the press. Slot spent a year defending TAA even though he knew he was off. Because they knew, in the end, it is all about winning on the pitch, not scoring ego points.
I get why the fanbase was riled up and petty. In their minds, it was a perfect David vs. Goliath scenario, even though in this case, David was financed by the richest investment body in the world to the tune of half a billion pounds. But we are all hypocrites to a certain degree, and it was a perfect opportunity for them to climb on their high horse and protest.
But why did the players and the management play to this audience? Give us an Agger elbow or two in the first 10 minutes and get on playing the game rather than getting sucked into the theatre. You had everyone on your side, including the referee, and you blew it by losing your mind.
Why isn't there more questions asked of Wor Eddie? Why isn't his game management not being questioned? Why were his players running around like mad dogs and committing egregious fouls even after 30 minutes that even a sympathetic referee was forced to take action?
Why are DOFs leaving their organization after a few months to a year? Why is Eddie Howe's nephew the only chief scout he seems to have no issue with, and everyone else leaves? Why have they been turned down by half the strikers in Europe, despite having a CL spot? Why are no questions being asked about the way they are disrupting Brentford's season by their pursuit of Wissa?
I disapprove entirely of Isak not training. But why is nobody asking why a player who has no history of such histrionics has taken up such an extreme stand? What were the promises made? What Isak did was unacceptable, but the job of Newcastle management, or for that matter, any management of any club, is to be the adults in the room. During the entire Coutinho saga, Klopp was 100% in support of him in the press. Slot spent a year defending TAA even though he knew he was off. Because they knew, in the end, it is all about winning on the pitch, not scoring ego points.
It seems to have been forgotten that it was Howe/Newcastle who first dropped Isak from the training ground and told him to train separate from the group. Everything that followed is an extension of that.
