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The Crazy World of Sol Campbell

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gkmacca

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Black bloke. You know the one. Claims it was down to colour that he didn't become captain of England, manager of a top four club, president of the universe, and James Bond. Well, he's at it again, and this time he's prudent:


The former England defender Sol Campbell is considering joining the Conservative Party and believes he can have a major influence in securing “the black vote”.

Campbell, who retired in 2011 having won 73 caps for his country, said last week that he was thinking about joining the Conservative Party to fight Labour’s proposed introduction of mansion tax should they win the General Election next year.

However, speaking at the launch of his new biography at Cheltenham Literature Festival on Thursday, the former Tottenham and Arsenal defender admitted he is considering taking a more active role.

“[Let’s have] a conversation just to see where they want to go with things,” he said. “I think something has got to be offered for me to really think about it.

“I have got so much to offer. I think it is very important for the black vote. If the ‘black vote’ votes it will clearly push someone over the line. I am for getting people from my background to vote.”

He added: “If I am a consultant for the government then you can do your stuff but not be left with nowhere to manoeuvre.

Politics is very hard work. You have to really commit to things. Some people get into it for the wrong reasons.”



And there's more:



The 40-year-old was then asked by a fan what he would do to stop England conceding so many goals and replied: "Get rid of Gary Neville and get me in instead!"

"I'm doing my coaching badges with the Welsh FA. I am in the last year of the pro licence. Whether I'm going to use it straightaway I'm not too sure. Whether I can use it here I don't know.

"But the career I have had should warrant me getting a job."




If he had a brain he'd be dangerous.
 
“If I am a consultant for the government then you can do your stuff but not be left with nowhere to manoeuvre."

I've read that numerous times and still can't make head nor tail of it.

And then I caught myself trying to unscramble a Sol quote and retired to a corner ashamed of myself. I may very well self harm should I repeat this offence in future.
 
I watched that football greatest programme about him on sky the other night.
I can confirm what a fucking cunts he is.
Claims he was the best defender in the world for a four year period.
Even better than Martin Luther King.
 
“If I am a consultant for the government then you can do your stuff but not be left with nowhere to manoeuvre."

I've read that numerous times and still can't make head nor tail of it.

And then I caught myself trying to unscramble a Sol quote and retired to a corner ashamed of myself. I may very well self harm should I repeat this offence in future.


Racist!!
 
Presumably this is all building up to him coming out of the closet. No doubt claiming he had to be gay because he couldn't pull any women as they're all racist too.
 
All you need to know about Sol is that he used to go out with the very evil 'Dragon' Kelly Hoppen. Although that does necessitate knowing a little about her, which isn't a pleasant experience.
 
All you need to know about Sol is that he used to go out with the very evil 'Dragon' Kelly Hoppen. Although that does necessitate knowing a little about her, which isn't a pleasant experience.


Does he have an interior designer fetish? Married to Fiona Barratt. Used to go out with Kelly Hoppen?
 
He commisioned Damien Hirst to do an art piece on him. Damien suggested the piece be called 'Black Interior' and would involve cutting Sol in half and storing him in two glass tanks of thermaldohide. Sol objected due to the racist overtones. Damien wasn't arsed.
 
Tbf that does sound pretty rubbish for a Hirst piece, some of which are remarkable. Like the very detailed model of a printing press that takes reams of paper and turns them into smaller pieces of valuable paper as an excellent commentary on the nature of fiat currency.
 
He commisioned Damien Hirst to do an art piece on him. Damien suggested the piece be called 'Black Interior' and would involve cutting Sol in half and storing him in two glass tanks of thermaldohide. Sol objected due to the racist overtones. Damien wasn't arsed.

It that what people with short arms are preserved with?
 
Prob just as well that header at the World Cup was disallowed. Doesn't bear thinking about what he'd be like had we won
 
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