The new number 9…

[Fabio]

I'm confident we'll buy a 9. There's too much chatter about 9s for us to make do with *just* Jota as our only 9

 

[Frogfish]

Weird debate actually because the vast majority of all goals are scored from inside the box !

PL

• 2019/20: 87.8% inside the box, 12.2% outside.
• 2020/21: 88.0% inside the box, 12.0% outside.
• 2021/22: 86.6% inside the box, 13.4% outside.
• 2022/23: 86.4% inside the box, 13.6% outside.

 

[keniget]

I've talked it out with ChatGPT and the conclusion is that the best option for the future is Agustín Ruberto.

Make it happen Edwards.

 

[Modo]

Weird debate actually because the vast majority of all goals are scored from inside the box !

PL

• 2019/20: 87.8% inside the box, 12.2% outside.
• 2020/21: 88.0% inside the box, 12.0% outside.
• 2021/22: 86.6% inside the box, 13.4% outside.
• 2022/23: 86.4% inside the box, 13.6% outside.

Most goals in general are scored inside the box because it's really hard to score goals from outside the penalty area, unless you're Stevie G.
But I'm talking about a finisher, someone who can get on the end of cut backs and through passes.

Or maybe I'm talking about some magical position that no one has witnessed before?

 

[Frogfish]

Most goals in general are scored inside the box because it's really hard to score goals from outside the penalty area, unless you're Stevie G.
But I'm talking about a finisher, someone who can get on the end of cut backs and through passes.

Or maybe I'm talking about some magical position that no one has witnessed before?

Well the best we have for that (and I've mentioned the stats numerous times before as they constitute a very high percentage of all of his goals - all scored within 6-7m) is ...... drum roll ... Nunez ! So maybe we're keeping him ! I can only imagine the furore on 6CM if we start the season with him.

 

[Woland]

Maybe if we put one of those necklaces on him that explodes if he's offside

 

[Fabio]

Maybe if we put one of those necklaces on him that explodes if he's offside

Cunts not getting out of Deepdale