The new number 9…

[Frogfish]

I'd rather get Tito.

Reminds me I worked at his mountain Palace during the 1984 Winter Olympics.

 

[bluebell]

View: https://x.com/Plettigoal/status/1939742581698572426

 

[Markeh]

very high on the list of 3

 

[StevieM]

Now that we’ve gathered information, we can start to monitor the shit out of Ekitike.

@moron you may begin asking @bluebell ”whats going on, has this guy signed yet???” every single day, now that he has found a way to get Twitter plugged directly into his brain.

 

[Markeh]

i don’t want ekitike purely because i’ve seen photos of him dressed like a dickhead

 

[737Max]

i don’t want ekitike purely because i’ve seen photos of him dressed like a dickhead

Is that we we’ve discounted Calvert Lewis?

 

[Markeh]

Is that we we’ve discounted Calvert Lewis?

i don’t think we’ve discounted him yet, we’re just waiting on @bluebell linking him first

 

[Judge Jules]

I see he's changed his name from Calvert-Lewin in a bid to escape recognition.

 

[rurikbird]

I see he's changed his name from Calvert-Lewin in a bid to escape recognition.

Then he would be Covert-Lewin

 

[Hansern]

Sadly looks like the Napoli deal will fall through. To far apart in our valuation. I'd sell him for 40 mill £ just to get him of the books.

 

[Squiggles]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giRd6L-1O9Q

If Slot is willing to work with him (huge if) then I can see a world where Osimhen and Nunez effectively swap in separate deals. I think he has everything needed to do well here, but whether they want him being a headache for 4/5 years is another matter. I don't think Slot would tolerate anything, TBH, and his directness isn't something egotistical/big character players are ready and willing to hear. That's one for management to gage after a deep-dive on him/meeting him, but from what I've read there's too many red flags knocking about. Maybe he would mature for one last shot at the big time during his peak years, but that's exhausting my limits of hope.

As for his relationship with Napoli, it's only fair to say they have significantly contributed to strained relationship with them - racist social media posts, mocking videos of missed penalties, 3 coaches since he signed, so it's not all one way, but he's also taking a wrecking ball to it too.

 

[Al_Gatto]

Agree Osimhen would upset the dressing room and probably try and engineer a move after six months. It makes me wonder how Klopp came to the conclusion that Nunez wasn't a dickhead though.

I thought Nkunku would make Chelsea unstoppable (like I did when they signed Torres and Shevchenko). Would people consider him if it was cheap and didn't help Chelsea out too much?