Trouble in Gender

[dantes]

It will pain you more to learn that you're using a russian designed app, I'm sure their priority did not include realism or accuracy, perhaps they will use your alt-gender pictures to create fake social media profiles to make sure Trump is re-elected. You've done good work, and I'm sure you won't be assassinated once you're no longer required or anything like that.

 

[Halmeister]

Bloody hell you’re fit!

How much do you earn? Do you drive a BMW?

 

[Fabio]

Why...do I get a hairlip

 

[Halmeister]

I’m looking a bit fit here too!

Not bad. Not bad at all.

 

[Halmeister]

Why...do I get a hairlip

That's terrifying.

 

[Halmeister]

The second one is even worse.

 

[Oncy]

Why...do I get a hairlip

Hahahaha and you are 7 years old

 

[Oncy]

Half predator half ginger child

 

[Fabio]

Half predator half ginger child

That's our Peter when he's caught in the act

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Why...do I get a hairlip

HA HA - it's an anti-ginger app.

 

[tombrown]

Oh dear. I certainly wouldn't shag me … anyone?

 

[Oncy]

Peter would

 

[tombrown]

Peter Hague? I though tories only shagged pigs...

… Oh, I see

 

[juniormember]

Oh dear. I certainly wouldn't shag me … anyone?

The fuck’s happened to half your head?

 

[Oncy]

Fire

 

[Holle]

Oh dear. I certainly wouldn't shag me … anyone?

Wayne Rooney defo would.

I just don't know which side he'd prefer.

 

[Holle]

Oncy you really are fascinatingly ugly. Holy shit.
I’d still do you though.

But what do you think about his tranny pic?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Oh dear. I certainly wouldn't shag me … anyone?

As Andy said, Peter defo would ... and I'm sure @HC would give you a go too.

 

[tombrown]

The fuck’s happened to half your head?

I like the way it has highlighted the sty on my left eye with a twinkle

I don't like the way it has made my chin even more crooked …. its Beardsleyesque

 

[nealmac]

Whats the app called? I want to join in.

 

[Oncy]

Whats the app called? I want to join in.

It literally says the name in every pic ffs Neal.

 

[Piedro]

Why...do I get a hairlip

Hahahahahaha!

 

[nealmac]

It literally says the name in every pic ffs Neal.

Oh fuck, so it does [emoji23]

 

[dantes]

Oh fuck, so it does [emoji23]

I foresee you turning out blonde.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Oh dear. I certainly wouldn't shag me … anyone?

To be honest I’d be surprised if you’ve ever had sex.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

But what do you think about his tranny pic?

Joke’s on you. I was talking about his normal pic.

 

[SummerOnions]

I look exactly the same hahahaha oh shit

 

[Oncy]

Do you always go spice cupboard for a selfie?

 

[SummerOnions]

Do you always go spice cupboard for a selfie?

Bitches love my rack

 

[nealmac]

Nope.