Yeah. Keep hope alive.
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Last time they faced relegation, when it all came down to that (fixed) match with Wimbledon, I remember listening on the radio & actually being a bit upset when they were 2-0 down. When they got it to 3-2 I then started wanting them to lose it again.
I doubt I would have such conflicting feelings if it comes to it again.
I doubt I would have such conflicting feelings if it comes to it again.
Rafa vs Sam in the relegation battle of 2018.
The Battle of the bellies.
One, a refined, yet bulging, stomach, with only moderate hair, worked on over years using exquisite red wine & the finest continental foods, whilst far from pleasant, it's clearly overshadowed by its British rival.
The other, a more common sight, a massively overweight beer gut, the skin stretched so tautly over the surface that the ever-expanding contents seem to have pushed the hair away, which creates a strange sensation that it grows like a giant pasty white expanding balloon even as you look at it. Created over decades, using cheap supermarket beers, pies, pasties, donner kebabs & chips, oh the number of chips that gut has seen, legend has it that without Fat Sam's gut, Ireland would have been bankrupted twice over the last twenty years.
Where a battle of the bellies is concerned, Fat Sam has this one hands down.
The Battle of the bellies.
One, a refined, yet bulging, stomach, with only moderate hair, worked on over years using exquisite red wine & the finest continental foods, whilst far from pleasant, it's clearly overshadowed by its British rival.
The other, a more common sight, a massively overweight beer gut, the skin stretched so tautly over the surface that the ever-expanding contents seem to have pushed the hair away, which creates a strange sensation that it grows like a giant pasty white expanding balloon even as you look at it. Created over decades, using cheap supermarket beers, pies, pasties, donner kebabs & chips, oh the number of chips that gut has seen, legend has it that without Fat Sam's gut, Ireland would have been bankrupted twice over the last twenty years.
Where a battle of the bellies is concerned, Fat Sam has this one hands down.
At least they'd have an accomplishment to release a DVD about.
The impending arrival of Fat Sam has sent The Bitters on Grand Old Team into a tailspin of maddened back-biting, glum introspection, gallows humour and outright hatred.
It makes this place when Woy was here look like a paradise on Earth. And it's verrrrry funny.
It makes this place when Woy was here look like a paradise on Earth. And it's verrrrry funny.
Yes, had a wee look. Very amusing.
Though on the positive side, so would the bitters.
Can we not do this before the Derby?
I would love Jürgen to make a "going down" gesture once we've knocked the 4th goal past them. in the derby.
Hmmm.... I realise It's a bit of a damning indictment that I need to state a 4 goal cushion in order to feel a victory is assured.
Hmmm.... I realise It's a bit of a damning indictment that I need to state a 4 goal cushion in order to feel a victory is assured.
The derby should be a cracker
Fat Sam and Pardew getting new jobs in the same week. If it wasn't so funny it'd be depressing.
In a way I’m made up Sam is going there. No doubt he’ll keep them up. But look at his former teams.
Blackburn
Bolton
Newcastle
Sunderland
Palace
West Ham
Either they go down once he leaves or struggling right at the bottom end of the table.
Blackburn
Bolton
Newcastle
Sunderland
Palace
West Ham
Either they go down once he leaves or struggling right at the bottom end of the table.
20% of over £200m isnt to be sniffed at!
Yeah, but they have spent much less than us (net, obv) over the past, well, forever, too.
Hahahahahaha
There is nothing frugal about Lovren on £100k a week!
Christ, the "massive hateful cunt" quotient has just rocketed to unheralded levels in the Premier league, with Moyes, Pardew and Allardyce all back in jobs within a few weeks of each other.
Allardyce, Sammy Lee and Craig Shakespeare.
You can just picture them sitting in a Runcorn carvery, discussing Brexit and drawing team formations in congealed gravy on the table using roasties for the goalposts.
You can just picture them sitting in a Runcorn carvery, discussing Brexit and drawing team formations in congealed gravy on the table using roasties for the goalposts.
Since he retired, Carra seems to be gradually receding back to his childhood blueness:
Jamie Carragher
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Big Sam a survival specialist & little Sam a serial winner. Exactly what the blues have been crying out for.
Jamie Carragher
✔@Carra23
Big Sam a survival specialist & little Sam a serial winner. Exactly what the blues have been crying out for.
I'd say the opposite and that post is actually designed to make the Bitters angry.
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