Top 5 most punchable faces in world football today

[iseered]

1. Arjen Robben: Been number one since he used the power of his immensely irritating face to get Reina sent off.

2. Cristiano Ronaldo: He is Cristiano Ronaldo.

3. Pepe: Dirty, diving shit. Very irritating.

4. John Terry: Nuff said. Used to be higher but I am bored with him now.

5. Ribery: Hitting this face repeatedly with a wrench would likely improve it.

 

[hmmmmm1]

That cunt kia joorabchian

 

[gkmacca]

Any five from Arsenal.

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

In no order...

Lewis Holtby

Patrice Evra

Christian Eriksen

Rio Ferdinand

Rafael

 

[Leo]

Phil Jones
John Terry
Schezny
Podolski
Patrice Evra

 

[6TimesaRed]

Phil Jones
John Terry
Schezny
Podolski
Patrice Evra

Nah not Phil Jones... His face pulls have given many a comical moment..

 

[Leo]

Nah not Phil Jones... His face pulls have given many a comical moment..

Fuck punching I'd happily curb it.

 

[cloggypop]

Pepe is number 1 for me

 

[keniget]

I don't mind Robben these days. He's a great player to watch.

No one going for this guy?

 

[StevieM]

I don't mind Robben these days. He's a great player to watch.

No one going for this guy?

Yep - I'd punch him in the chops.

5 times.

 

[cloggypop]

Mourinho defo deserves a slap. The child bothering cunt.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ulled-ears-schoolboy-12-said-Special-One.html

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/jose-mourinho-warns-ball-boy-3299702

 

[Markeh]

I'm alright with Robben and even Ronaldo these days.

Mourinho is the ultimate punchable person, Tim Sherwood is another for me although I doubt he'll stay in a decent job very long, at which point I'll stop caring.

Players though..... mostly from Spain:


Sergio Busquets - diving, cheating nobhead who is also an excellent footballer

Dani Alves - whingey divey cunt despite being excellent and successful

Pepe - another diving whinge but a nasty one

Steven Nzonzi - seems like a decent player but also a bit of a thug, and he did this to poor Lucas

 

[eecheerow]

How could you ever pick just five?

Cole, Ivanovic, Matic, Terry, Mourinho, etc. at Chelsea; Rafael, Evra, Jones, Ferdinand, Nani, Young, van Persie, Valencia at United, Szczesny, Koscielny, Ozil, Cazorla, Bendtner, etc. at Arsenal alone.

Pepe has to be on the list, as does Ronaldo and N'Zonzi and Eriksen are both great shouts as well.

James Perch, Ashley Williams, Marouane Chamakh, Alex Bruce, Geoff Cameron, Charlie Adam, Joe Cole... it surely would be easier to list five opposing players I wouldn't instantly want to punch in the face.

 

[juniormember]

Barton.

 

[Squiggles]

 

[Mystic]

Jan Vertonghen, Laurent Koscielny, Sam Allardyce, Pepe, Daniel Levy

 

[Mystic]

http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/first-team-profiles/
http://www.arsenal.com/first-team/players
http://www.manutd.com/en/Players-And-Staff/First-Team.aspx

 

[Mystic]

 

[Mystic]

Fuck me this is hard.

 

[A_K_Q_J_10]

Can believe this twat hasn't been mentioned yet. He is in all five of the top 5 positions.

 

[Hansern]

Sherwood, Giggs, Fellaini, Terry, Arteta, Rooney

 

[dogboy]

Van Persie

 

[Spionkop69]

I don't mind Robben these days. He's a great player to watch.

No one going for this guy?

He's my 1 to 5

 

[Judge Jules]

Alex. Fokkin. Ferguson.

 

[Silver Sean]

Can I punch John Terry five times instead?

 

[Shadey]

C Ronaldo was always the one when he was at scum..

 

[Fallon]

Was going to say, I'd trade the 5 for one elbow (to the face) on Terry.

 

[Whirly]

Hazard far and away for me right now. Other than him, Glen Johnson and Downing

 

[mr_moo]

Fergie
Jose
Evra
Harry Redknapp
Sam Allardyce

Closely followed by;

John Terry,
Rooney
Gary Neville

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

England's Brave John Terry