West Haaaaaammmm (A) Pre Match Thread

[6TimesaRed]

Hammered these at the beginning of the season..

Probably Keita's best game for the club...

They are all a bit inconsistent of late.. Their fans will want them to attack, so that will play right into our hands..

The have some decent players.. Anderson looks a great signing..

But their defence is terrible..

I can see us winning this by a fare few goals.. 3 nil..

Last season was an hilarious encounter.. Lanzini scores a cracker then almost instantly we scored again.. Finshed 4-1. They just couldn't cope with our counter attacks..

Who's got that video of the West Ham fan celebrating their goal and cursing us almost instantly ?

Line up.. 4-3-3

----------------Allisson-----------------
Milner--Matip--VVD--Robertson
----------------Fabinho-------------
-------Henderson----Winjnut------
Salah---------Bobby----------Mane

 

[6TimesaRed]

Oh and they can fuck off with those bubbles and the stupid song that goes with it..

 

[mwake]

Decent line up but surely it's better to swap Fabs and Milly? West Ham still have players that can take advantage of our right side and I'd feel safer with Milner in midfield.

 

[Modo]

Great pass by Clyne

 

[darkstarexodus]

We'll lose. It's our time.

 

[MomoWASright]

Great pass by Clyne

That’s nice for him.

We'll lose. It's our time.

That’s the spirit.

 

[Hansern]

Milner at right back again then?

 

[Halmeister]

A horrible trip down to the capital on a cold, Monday night. 2-1 defeat.

 

[Modo]

West ham are fucking garbage. Comfortable win. Fuck all this jinx shit.

 

[Athens]

West ham are fucking garbage. Comfortable win. Fuck all this kind shit.

You're fucking garbage!

 

[MomoWASright]

Salah is no longer my fuck my fantasy team captain so he’ll bag a double hat trick.

 

[Modo]

You're fucking garbage!

Tell me something I don't know

 

[FoxForceFive]

Tell me something I don't know

Subbuteo is actually the Latin name for the hobby hawk. The name was chosen because the inventor couldn't trademark the word Hobby.

 

[Athens]

Tell me something I don't know

The Greek word for orange, portokali, comes from the word for Portuguese because Portuguese sailors introduced them to Greece.

 

[got red on me]

Tell me something I don't know

Robert Redford was offered the role of Superman back in the 70s, before Christopher Reeve.

 

[MomoWASright]

Tell me something I don't know

If you look at the Queen Victoria statue in Derby Square from the correct angle it looks like she’s got a massive cock.

 

[Modo]

Robert Redford was offered the role of Superman back in the 70s, before Christopher Reeve.

Really?!

 

[Modo]

If you look at the Queen Victoria statue in Derby Square from the correct angle it looks like she’s got a massive cock.

Uh huh...

 

[Modo]

The Greek word for orange, portokali, comes from the word for Portuguese because Portuguese sailors introduced them to Greece.

Interesting it means Portuguese in Arabic, and orange as well. Cool

 

[Athens]

Interesting it means Portuguese in Arabic, and orange as well. Cool

Yeah, it also gives the name to the colour, but the accent is on a different vowel.

 

[got red on me]

Really?!

Yes, which would have been hilarious as, I have discovered since watching 'The Winter Soldier' that Redford is a short-arse.

 

[Modo]

Yes, which would have been hilarious as, I have discovered since watching 'The Winter Soldier' that Redford is a short-arse.

Exactly. It's almost as absurd as nick cage being superman.

 

[got red on me]

Exactly. It's almost as absurd as nick cage being superman.

Thank fuck that didn't happen *shudders*.

 

[dogboy]

Thank fuck that didn't happen *shudders*.

I think he would've been a great twitchy twisted Superman.

 

[Insignificance]

Salah is no longer my fuck my fantasy team captain so he’ll bag a double hat trick.

Hazard has been mine for a while. Destroyed Chelseas participation in the titlerace completely.

 

[MomoWASright]

Hazard has been mine for a while. Destroyed Chelseas participation in the titlerace completely.

It’s worth it.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Tell me something I don't know

Greek for Dick Head is κεφαλή πούτσας (kefalí poútsas)

 

[6TimesaRed]

If you look at the Queen Victoria statue in Derby Square from the correct angle it looks like she’s got a massive cock.

I've seen bigger.. *coughs*

 

[MomoWASright]

I wouldn’t want it to penetrate me.

 

[Athens]

Greek for Dick Head is κεφαλή πούτσας (kefalí poútsas)

You just google translated that, didn't you?