Pre-match thread Man U (H) - 5 March 16:30

[King Binny]

Souness is giving it some too against Neville hahah

 

[mom]

Fair play to sky sports. Proper rubbing it in

 

[peekay]

 

[binomial]

I think after this result, Momo deserves a life time contract with SCM to start match threads.

 

[Buddha]

I think after this result, Momo deserves a life time contract with SCM to start match threads.

I can’t wait for the Real 2nd leg.

The Big Dog is going to smash up Madrid.

 

[Fabio]

 

[singlerider]

Oh yes!

They're quick off the line, time to fetch the tissues!

 

[binomial]

I can’t wait for the Real 2nd leg.

The Big Dog is going to smash up Madrid.

For sure.

Anything but a 4-0 win on the night and he's off though....

 

[singlerider]

Huh, he ain't Northern, remembered that wrong, but still love him!

 

[Judge Jules]

Drury's been the best out there for a very long time. Commentators are like defenders - if you don't notice them they're probably doing their job really well.

 

[Red Astaire]

Oh my God! THAT is funny! If anyone has not clocked this yet rectify that immediately - It's fucking ace!

 

[Judge Jules]

Oh yes!

They're quick off the line, time to fetch the tissues!

That first bloke with the wannabe beard is absolute comedy gold when they're sh!te. What's he known as? Wouldn't mind finding just his video.

 

[LarryHagman]

What a fucking game, lifetime stuff that. Forget all the critical stuff this season, that was the bollocks.

I'd be embarrassed as a Utd fan to have Fernandes as captain, he's a total pissflap of the highest order. I'll tell you who's worse, Antony. Watch him on our goals, I'd show that cunt the door first thing in the morning. £82M for that bend-over ballbag?

 

[singlerider]

That first bloke with the wannabe beard is absolute comedy gold when they're sh!te. What's he known as? Wouldn't mind finding just his video.

Flying Pig United.

He's my favourite too

Not sure if he's got an abridged one out yet, but a full 2 hour + one is up

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Oh yes!

They're quick off the line, time to fetch the tissues!

LOL Gashpoo and Poonez ... ha ha ha aha ha

 

[Judge Jules]

Flying Pig United.

He's my favourite too

Not sure if he's got an abridged one out yet, but a full 2 hour + one is up

Thanks Single. I'll save that for tomorrow when I'm back from the gym and settling down with a big mug of coffee.

 

[singlerider]

Thanks Single. I'll save that for tomorrow when I'm back from the gym and settling down with a big mug of coffee.

Treat yourself and get some hand lotion as well

 

[LeTallecWiz]

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Not sure Ferguson enjoyed this one ...

 

[Markeh]

Didn’t realise he was their captain today until after the game. The way Seven Haag was talking after the game it might be a while before he gets the armband again.

 

[The Nomad]

Flying Pig United.

He's my favourite too

Not sure if he's got an abridged one out yet, but a full 2 hour + one is up

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Oh yes!

They're quick off the line, time to fetch the tissues!

That FlyingPigUnited guy is comedy gold.

 

[Dreambeliever]

I don't agree, mate. It annoys me that he gets himself those needless yellows. One day it might cost us big time.

Oh well, it's 7 now. Bobby Dazzler.

Behave.
1. He just became our leading ever goal scorer in the EPL surpassing Fowler.
2. He became the leading goal scorer of any player in any team against Man U (11).
3. He just made it 6-0 at the Kop end against our biggest rivals.
4. He just became the first ever Liverpool player to score in 5 games in a row against Man U.
5. He just had his best game in a year after getting abuse of many sections of fans.
6. He just put MoMo back in his box for another week.

If that doesn’t justify a celebration like this!!

 

[walesnj]

Does anyone know what happened after Firmino scored and some fan was involved in the celebration, and then Klopp was going off at him when he was being led away...was it a scum fan?

 

[darkstarexodus]

I think after this result, Momo deserves a life time contract with SCM to start match threads.

Did you read @Beamrider 's thread on the accounts? We can't afford to be throwing around big wages right now!

 

[MomoWASright]

I think after this result, Momo deserves a life time contract with SCM to start match threads.

I have one for delivering the title.

 

[MomoWASright]

Behave.
1. He just became our leading ever goal scorer in the EPL surpassing Fowler.
2. He became the leading goal scorer of any player in any team against Man U (11).
3. He just made it 6-0 at the Kop end against our biggest rivals.
4. He just became the first ever Liverpool player to score in 5 games in a row against Man U.
5. He just had his best game in a year after getting abuse of many sections of fans.
6. He just put MoMo back in his box for another week.

If that doesn’t justify a celebration like this!!

Where’s he been the last fucking year the daft prick? One swallow doesn’t make a summer.

 

[The Nomad]

 

[darkstarexodus]

 

[dee]

Ten Haag calls the United performance "unacceptable" and "unprofessional". Makes no excuses.

The right response tbf.

Unfortunately he is very good and I fear he will bounce back stronger