Crapsen

[6TimesaRed]

By god he is shit...

He is just as bad with his head as he is with his feet

Someone tell me why we signed this numpty again ?

 

[Squiggles]

I fucking hate him

Talk about living off reputation. It's amazing that we're paying him money to play football.

 

[6TimesaRed]

[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=42586.msg1211617#msg1211617 date=1288903988]
I fucking hate him

Talk about living off reputation. It's amazing that we're paying him money to play football.
[/quote]

I knew we were on to a bad thing when Roy said he was a key player for him at Copenhagen.

Copenhagen!!!! I mean cmon ffs.. !!!

 

[Spionkop69]

We bought him for his hexagonal head. Its paying off.

 

[6TimesaRed]

This cunt makes Lucas look like Kaka!!

 

[Woland]

He's added 5m quid each to the value of the rest of the squad. It's the ugly mate effect.

 

[dmishra]

Ha. There's a Poulsen thread almost after every game we lose. I honestly think he can now be bracketed with the likes of Diao.

 

[dmishra]

Gerrard on for Jovanovic. Nice one Roy. You can never have too many CMs on the pitch!

Edit - Sorry, posted in the wrong thread.

 

[peterhague]

i suggested poulsen might turn out to be just as bad a signing as aquilani ages ago, and people scoffed.

i bet they're not laughing anymore. right up there with pennant in the 'doomed to failure' stakes.

 

[mr_moo]

he's shitter than shit!

 

[ILD]

His header was pathetic. But no one is standing out.

 

[mr_moo]

He's standing out - just showing how shit he is!

 

[Ossi]

Diao>Poulsen.

 

[Buddha]

[quote author=Ossi link=topic=42586.msg1211695#msg1211695 date=1288906313]
Diao>Poulsen.
[/quote]

Ouch.

 

[the count]

I dunno.
He moves the ball pretty well and has an assist to his name tonight

 

[ILD]

His performance didn't warrant his own thread. He is slow and old and his header was pathetic but it's roy who paid 5million for him and wheels him out for 70 mins every now and again.

 

[Shadey]

Did he play tonight haha

 

[dee]

[quote author=FPI Project link=topic=42586.msg1211781#msg1211781 date=1288908077]
Did he play tonight haha
[/quote]

How do you think they scored?

 

[Asbo]

He makes Lucas look Brazillian

 

[Squiggles]

Hodgson knows he's shit and has given up on him, IMO.

Already in the B team and subbed after 60 minutes.

He'll be fucked off the summer for some Weathers.

 

[6TimesaRed]

lucas was exceptional for the third goal.. Had a touch of the Stevie G's about him in the way he accelerated up the pitch for the assist to Gerrard..

 

[Squiggles]

Lucas is starting to improve without doubt, and deserves to be our first team on merit, being rotated with Shelvey.

 

[Avmenon]

Mother of God, this was the worst player on the fucking pitch.

I'd loved to have shot him with a rifle and I'd gladly accept a KHL season long ban.

 

[SummerOnions]

Poulsen is like one of them expensive toys you get for crimbo, with batteries not included.

 

[rurikbird]

He used to be very good for Sevilla and the national team. He was named the transfer signing of the year by Marca in 2006 and won Danish footballer of the year award twice in a row. Then, for whatever reason, his level dropped dramatically and he was a total disaster at Juve. Great business for Sevilla though (as usual): signed for free, had 2 best seasons of his career with them, sold for 10 million euros to Juve.

Hodgson took a gamble with a player he knows from previous experience, figuring that change in the environment and working with a former coach might bring Poulsen back to where he was in 2006-07. Unfortunately for us, it isn't happening so far.

 

[Ryan]

I'm probably completely alone in this, but I don't think he's that bad.

 

[El Pistolero]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=42586.msg1211890#msg1211890 date=1288917740]
I'm probably completely alone in this, but I don't think he's that bad.

[/quote]

Get prepared

 

[ILD]

I actually stuck up for Poulsen a bit in this thread and in the past. His header was pathetic but other than that he wasn't too bad. No one stood out bar Gerrard so it is unfair to overly lambast Poulsen.

Saying that I don't think he is good enough to keep his place at the moment. Lucas is out performing him which speaks for itself.

I have no problem with one from Lucas and Poulsen starting Sunday against Chelsea alongside Meireles but I fear Roy will play both which is suicidal.

 

[spider-Neil]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=42586.msg1211890#msg1211890 date=1288917740]
I'm probably completely alone in this, but I don't think he's that bad.

[/quote]

he's fucking shit. juve must have been pissing themselves when we took him off their hands...and paid them money for the privilege.

 

[etchy]

[quote author=the count link=topic=42586.msg1211709#msg1211709 date=1288906795]
I dunno.
He moves the ball pretty well and has an assist to his name tonight
[/quote]
was that an assist to the goal against us? Lucas must be thanking the Gods for someone who makes him look good in comparison