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I know I'm just old, but let's say this poor guy dies.
I will have first heard of it in a post with a little cartoon picture of a bicycle, added to give a bit of cutesy flair. We've already explained it's a bicycle accident, and we know you know what a bicycle looks like, but for just a little splash, a bit of fun, here's a cartoon man on a bicycle. Perhaps you can imagine that little man in a hospital dying as other little cartoon people perform cartoon grief, because we should have added the third prayer emoji in a case this 🪦
I will have first heard of it in a post with a little cartoon picture of a bicycle, added to give a bit of cutesy flair. We've already explained it's a bicycle accident, and we know you know what a bicycle looks like, but for just a little splash, a bit of fun, here's a cartoon man on a bicycle. Perhaps you can imagine that little man in a hospital dying as other little cartoon people perform cartoon grief, because we should have added the third prayer emoji in a case this 🪦
Shit happens all the time with those cycling fellas.
Don't know a great deal about him but a massive upgrade nonetheless.
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Naughty naughty boy.
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Kasper Hjulmand: Bayer Leverkusen appoint new manager to replace Erik ten Hag
Bayer Leverkusen appoint Kasper Hjulmand as head coach following the sacking of Erik ten Hag last week after just two games in charge.
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Naughty naughty boy.
Yeray Alvarez ban: Athletic Bilbao defender suspended for 10 months after failing drugs test
Athletic Bilbao defender Yeray Alvarez says he ingested a banned substance when taking a medicine to treat hair loss.
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It's really mounting. Chelsea, City, Real, PSG all have players out and quite a few with hammys/muscle strains or so it seems from memory.
He is turning out to be a special player
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If he started out with us, he'd have been written off long before he had the chance to become the player he is today & would've had to gone to a place like Palace to prove himself.
He's gone from scoring 4 PL goals in his first 2 seasons to 10 goals in half a PL season and now 24 goals in all comps for Bayern in a season and a month.
I don't really care a out either of those things tbh. Neither scream "dickhead". The second one that's clearly their warm up area, hence the cones. Warming on a surface like like increase the chances of slipping and potential injury.
Arsed about adverts.
Not like he punched the fella or kicked off on him
And the jingle bells thing is cringe. There's also a few players not singing
He's either a dickhead or really, really, weird. His interviews are hilarious. But his teammates seem to like him well enough.
When Balotelli signed, we were trying to agree a "good behaviour" clause with him to go into his contract (basically he was promised a big bonus if he wasn't a total knob). There was a lot of push-back from the FA as they were of the view that what he did in his own time was his own business. So it ended up being stuff like "not getting sent off more than twice a season" that went into the deal because that related to his playing duties.
But halfway through the negotiations, Mino Raiola apparently said, apologies for mimicking his pigeon English, "So, Mario, If he a-fuck three girls in one night, is good or bad?". That didn't go into the deal.
But halfway through the negotiations, Mino Raiola apparently said, apologies for mimicking his pigeon English, "So, Mario, If he a-fuck three girls in one night, is good or bad?". That didn't go into the deal.
I remember an interview with Souness talking about how mad it seemed when he got to Sampdoria and they told you how to live, rather than simply play football. This is in the context of him explaining how fucking shit he was at managing Liverpool, and describing why he had felt he had to smash up the boot room and replace the cultural norms, and why it had to get worse before it got better. It didn't get better but whatever.
He said that you got told what to eat, which for him usually had been fish and chips and ten pints, and was now a light pasta dish with one, maximum, glass of wine. He said you got told when you were expected to be in bed, which noone had ever broached at Liverpool (Jan molby getting trashed at three in the morning then fucking the mancs at three in the afternoon what's not to love etc) But yeah he also said the boss there forbade them from fucking the night before a match.
This interview would have been a few months after he got sacked, which puts me at around 21, which means I was DJing in warehouses off my tits all the time, but I do remember it because I always wondered how that boss of Sampdoria would have found out about the shag had you had one, and how having a shag would make you a worse player some hours later.
Still don't know. Any ideas?
He said that you got told what to eat, which for him usually had been fish and chips and ten pints, and was now a light pasta dish with one, maximum, glass of wine. He said you got told when you were expected to be in bed, which noone had ever broached at Liverpool (Jan molby getting trashed at three in the morning then fucking the mancs at three in the afternoon what's not to love etc) But yeah he also said the boss there forbade them from fucking the night before a match.
This interview would have been a few months after he got sacked, which puts me at around 21, which means I was DJing in warehouses off my tits all the time, but I do remember it because I always wondered how that boss of Sampdoria would have found out about the shag had you had one, and how having a shag would make you a worse player some hours later.
Still don't know. Any ideas?
I think for some, it takes the edge off, and makes you a little demotivated, leading to lacking a cutting edge on the pitch. Some people are extremely energetic after said activity. I remember scoring a hattrick after having a memorable night, the night before, being on a high that next day - but I'm not sure the Sampdoria lads are thinking about performance levels in the Leinster Senior League 🤣
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If all Italian women look like Chiesa’s missus then it probably means they’re not popping their cork after 37 seconds and probably trying all sorts of contorted positions that having you face the opposition direction to the thing you’re poking which could lead to all sorts of injury.
It might also explain why Cheesie can’t last for more than 15 minutes on the pitch… the randy little fucker!!!!
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