I know I'm just old, but let's say this poor guy dies.
I will have first heard of it in a post with a little cartoon picture of a bicycle, added to give a bit of cutesy flair. We've already explained it's a bicycle accident, and we know you know what a bicycle looks like, but for just a little splash, a bit of fun, here's a cartoon man on a bicycle. Perhaps you can imagine that little man in a hospital dying as other little cartoon people perform cartoon grief, because we should have added the third prayer emoji in a case this 🪦