I can't believe it's not better

[the count]

Took England twenty five minutes

 

[gkmacca]

Ha ha, yes, dire match so far. Beautiful long pass from Hendo to Sterling a few minutes ago, but that's been the only noteworthy thing.

 

[leftpeg]

Meh.

 

[the count]

And Roy Hodgson reacted with a look that accompanies that warming feeling that only comes when wetting yourself

 

[Jack D Rips]

He's a bit confused. His team has now scored one more than the opposition but he's not sure if its enough to win the game.

 

[cloggypop]

I wish Yewtree would come in for Bernie Clifton.

One less for the band.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Slovakia 1-0 over Spain, 15 minutes to go.

Sterling and Hendo - off at half time! 🙂

Lallana on

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Oh, and 4-0 (Welbeck & Andros Superman)

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Rooney, 5-0

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Spain score (Alacer), 1-1...

 

[Fox]

Rooney, 5-0

Own goal mate

 

[Fox]

Rooney with two one on ones straight at keeper. Shite

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Rooney with two one on ones straight at keeper. Shite

He was selfish and as usual, rather average ... which is surprising as he normally plays really well for England when the opposition is average (Or below)

 

[the count]

Rooney with two one on ones straight at keeper. Shite

Not too long now until he is England's greatest goalscorer

 

[gkmacca]

It's such a joke that Rooney's getting so close to being the all time top scorer for England. Rooney!

 

[Fox]

He was selfish and as usual, rather average ... which is surprising as he normally plays really well for England when the opposition is average (Or below)

I hate that he is going to be our top scorer ever

Roy making him skipper had stopped any chance of dropping him. Wellbeck and Sturidge should play.

 

[rurikbird]

I hate that he is going to be our top scorer ever

Roy making him skipper had stopped any chance of dropping him. Wellbeck and Sturidge should play.

I'd rather Welbeck and Rooney play for England.

 

[Fox]

Lallana is too skilful to be English

 

[Frogfish]

Lallana is too skilful to be English

Pleat was virtually orgasmic in praise of him 😀

 

[Fox]

Pleat was virtually orgasmic in praise of him 😀

Very glen hoddle in his touch

 

[hmmmmm1]

The last time England scored more than 4 was against San Marino 2 years ago.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Pleat was virtually orgasmic in praise of him 😀

Nah, it's pleat, so he'd probably just seen a beautiful woman called Leila.

 

[gkmacca]

Pleat was virtually orgasmic in praise of him 😀

He never could kerb his enthusiasm.

 

[Mystic]

Two goals from Rooney? Great, that'll have the media hyperclimatic for a few months.

 

[Frogfish]

Two goals from Rooney? Great, that'll have the media hyperclimatic for a few months.

One. And that was a penalty. He missed two easy chances too ... one on one .. and a ton of others. He had a really poor game actually.

 

[Mystic]

One. And that was a penalty. He missed two easy chances too ... one on one .. and a ton of others. He had a really poor game actually.

Thats enough for the media.

 

[Judge Jules]

Pleat was virtually orgasmic in praise of him 😀

What a spectacularly horrible thought.