Lazar Markovic

[mark1975]

Apparantly travelled to Serbia first. Maybe he needs to sort out a Visa or whatnot.

Probably picking up a translator on the way, just in case like.

 

[Jack D Rips]

His agent looks like a right cunt

 

[Judge Jules]

Being one is probably in the job description.

 

[Peatcheo]

I was more intrigued by his shirt collar. The fuck?

Harry Hill's collar there!

 

[Whirly]

"forever in memory, thanks for everything all fans!"

"Liverpool and announced, thanks to all"

 

[Mystic]

That sentence makes no sense, but I guess that's pretty conclusive!

 

[Whirly]

That sentence makes no sense, but I guess that's pretty conclusive!

Remember, convoluted game of telephone.

 

[mark1975]

That sentence makes no sense, but I guess that's pretty conclusive!

Aye, that sentence makes no sense. I love it!

 

[Halmeister]

I read that as "I'm nay cumming Liam" Do we have a Liam on this board ? The mystery deepens.

*hides*

 

[mark1975]

The Mirror is reporting that his Work Permit is holding up the move, should be sorted shortly though.

 

[RolandG]

I know. It's like comparing English to German.

Thanx Jan for the valuable insight.

 

[Whirly]

"now I was glad we got 25 M cash .... ohh wait so we have 50% always and 12.5 M, forgot we pay 6.5 M, ok, left 6 M, but we pay the wages for ai 1.5 M, good profit 4.5 M with a player like this......"

From that Benfica board through a translator. Looking at it from their perspective, 25M isn't much at all given all the deductions.

 

[HC]

Haha

 

[Insignificance]

So did Lazarus have his medic... any pics of the cunny smile on the doctors face while letting his finger cuddle with his belly yet???

 

[Judge Jules]

Any pics of the *what*?

 

[livvy145]

 

[Whirly]

From that Benfica forum.

 

[cloggypop]

Looks skinny.

At least he does not have a man bag.

 

[Oncy]

Hes got a skag plaster.

 

[livvy145]

I give up

 

[Judge Jules]

Hold that shirt up higher, young man.

 

[Squiggles]

Is he at 60 Hope St hotel there @livvy145?

 

[livvy145]

Leave me alone




Hope St Hotel I believe

 

[The Slugmonster]

Someone cheaped out and got him last seasons jersey.

 

[Red Astaire]

Hes got a skag plaster.

Oh man - He's probably just had a blood test! *vomits*

 

[mark1975]

Latest update is he might sign tomorrow, or the day after that. But he will sign, soon.

 

[Mystic]

Considering the number of pictures floating about, its safe to say he'll be unveiled tomorrow, they've probably been doing all those interview things they do today.

 

[livvy145]

 

[livvy145]

He'll be unveiled tomorrow, £20m apparently

 

[doctor_mac]

He better be ace.