Mo Salah 2025/26 Season

[Momo ★]

I can’t wait to boo the odious little bald cunt.

 

[darkstarexodus ★]

Would be very much like Slot to name him to the bench and not sub him in, claiming lack of match fitness.

 

[Squiggles ★]

If Isak wasn't playing like shit, weak, waste of money, pile of trash then I'd be pretty ambivalent about playing Salah against Brighton but, as it stands, we probably need him to feature.

 

[Billy Dane]

Your preference is noted and after careful consideration by media outlets all over the world your request has been denied. Thank you for choosing LFC. In Mo we trust.

Oh dear. Some mothers do 'ave 'em.

 

[juniormember]

I’d be shocked if the data doesn’t say Mo has the body of a 25 year old. He treats it like a temple and works every day to preserve it. Just like James Milner.

He’s 33 not 38. If we had employed the same tactics and system as last season you’d be seeing a much better Salah.

How many year-old a body did Salah have back when he was 25, and why was he able to sprint more and sprint faster back when he was 25?

 

[Dreambeliever]

How many year-old a body did Salah have back when he was 25, and why was he able to sprint more and sprint faster back when he was 25?

Fuck knows.