Our worst premiership team.
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Pellegrino doesn't fit the criteria 12 apps.
Yep. Josemi was miles worse than Kromkamp. Kromkamp was solid but limited. Josemi was a disaster.
Itandje*
Degan Josemi Babb Konchesky
Diouf Diao Poulsen González
Voronin Aspas
Bench:
Leonhardsen
Kirkland
Meijer
Aquaman
Song
Jovanovic
Kvarme
*apparently only played 7 games, but he was a cunt so he's going in
I also want to include Diomede, and Ferri for their utter pointlessness, but they haven't played enough games.
Degan Josemi Babb Konchesky
Diouf Diao Poulsen González
Voronin Aspas
Bench:
Leonhardsen
Kirkland
Meijer
Aquaman
Song
Jovanovic
Kvarme
*apparently only played 7 games, but he was a cunt so he's going in
I also want to include Diomede, and Ferri for their utter pointlessness, but they haven't played enough games.
25 according to Wiki
Kirkland
Josemi
Traore
Pellegrino
Konchesky
Diouf
Diao
Poulsen
Cheyrou
Mongy Joe
Jovanovic
Josemi
Traore
Pellegrino
Konchesky
Diouf
Diao
Poulsen
Cheyrou
Mongy Joe
Jovanovic
This, and the interview where Gerrard said Joe Cole can do whatever Messi does. Hahaha.
While we're at it, here's the only thing I remember about Jovanovic:
Kirkland, Josemi, Pellebastard, Diao, Diouf, Nunez, Poulsen, Konchesky all have to be in that team
Cunts all of them
Cunts all of them
Dossena has to be first on the list. I have never seen a more dog shit player in all my days. He couldn't kick, pass, tackle, run - All he could do was fall over, foul, and not ever complete a pass or anything that resembled playing football. I could do better and I consider myself a better cricketer than a football player - Also I'm 42, in recovery and would still put in a better shift than that useless lump of shite! 🙂
Krygiakos? He wasn't that bad.
Zorba the Greek was a dreadful player
I think these debates are more instructive when some kind of qualifier of games played is used.
Not sure what the agreed number should be - 10? 15? 20? - but it would then exclude the likes of Istvan Kozma, Aquilani and Erik Meijer, who we all know were useless twats, but didn't play often enough to do any lasting damage
Every player listed so far is a valid contribution to the list of really shite footballers who we have had to endure, but the real culprits have been those who have never been good enough to play for Liverpool, and yet somehow did quite often.
The ones I have listed are insurmountably fucking dreadful, but the scope for inclusion is sadly vast.
I think these debates are more instructive when some kind of qualifier of games played is used.
Not sure what the agreed number should be - 10? 15? 20? - but it would then exclude the likes of Istvan Kozma, Aquilani and Erik Meijer, who we all know were useless twats, but didn't play often enough to do any lasting damage
Every player listed so far is a valid contribution to the list of really shite footballers who we have had to endure, but the real culprits have been those who have never been good enough to play for Liverpool, and yet somehow did quite often.
The ones I have listed are insurmountably fucking dreadful, but the scope for inclusion is sadly vast.
Innit though
Haha who's that having a go at Kirkland for having chocolate wrists?
He was fucking shite at us, wasn't he? I remember him looking great at Coventry.
He was pretty shite though lad. Not the worst but still shite.
No takers for Jean Michel Ferri?
Bruno Cheyrou?
Sean Dundee?
Bruno Cheyrou?
Sean Dundee?
Sean Dundee has to go down as one of the most disappointing. I remember visiting Liverpool for a game (I think a 1-1 against Chelsea - Laudrup and Redknapp - Babb got posted!) and some auld fella in the Main Stand started waxing lyrical about Dundee. I was pumped! Then I saw him play........ Oh dear! 🙁
I'll concede the point for that alone - He was still fucking shit though.
Aly Cissokho
Philip Degen
Bernard Diomede
Jose Enrique
Istvan Kozma
Frode Kippe
Patrice Luzi
Damien Plessis
Torben Piechnik
Zak Whitbread
Mainly defenders there. See the pattern....
Philip Degen
Bernard Diomede
Jose Enrique
Istvan Kozma
Frode Kippe
Patrice Luzi
Damien Plessis
Torben Piechnik
Zak Whitbread
Mainly defenders there. See the pattern....
Voronin for his wife's awful shellsuit alone deserves a mention. Adam though.... He was pretty decent I thought. Spearing? Really? Ngog was a tryer. Shit but at least he gave a shit. Poulson has to be in there though!
Plessis wasn't that bad. Made a fairly convincing debut against the gooners right? Parachuted into the side and did a solid job - If I remember correctly. I might have been drunk so forgive a brother if my memory is lax. 😎
One good game? Hmmmm.
That's more than most in this thread
You know what I mean you cheeky sausage! He was a bit underwhelming but no means completely shit - As say someone like Tanner or Degan was (I have a funny story about Degan actually) I was watching the game in some bar in Lausanne - Being in Switzerland there was a bunch of Degan fans there - Well Swiss dudes there.... He was having a shocker (as usual) My wife said rather loudly "that bloody Degan is rubbish" (or words to that effect) - We actually got hissed at! I've never been hissed at before but am profoundly pleased I have done! Degan HAS to be on the list! He was simply fucking awful!
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