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Our worst premiership team.

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Poulson should be in everyones midfield. He was so abjectly shit it was almost funny. It was like sticking your dad into a Premier League team.
 
Josemi hasn't got a mention - was he not as bad as I thought? I think he had one good game - the first game he played for us - and was terrible thereafter. I thought Kromkamp was just meh throughout, nothing great, but not a disaster either, so I'm a bit surprised to see Kromkamp get so many more mentions and Josemi not listed at all. Just me maybe.
Yep. Josemi was miles worse than Kromkamp. Kromkamp was solid but limited. Josemi was a disaster.
 
Itandje*
Degan Josemi Babb Konchesky
Diouf Diao Poulsen González
Voronin Aspas

Bench:
Leonhardsen
Kirkland
Meijer
Aquaman
Song
Jovanovic
Kvarme

*apparently only played 7 games, but he was a cunt so he's going in

I also want to include Diomede, and Ferri for their utter pointlessness, but they haven't played enough games.
 
The ONLY thing I remember about Mongy Joe is getting sent off on his debut.

This, and the interview where Gerrard said Joe Cole can do whatever Messi does. Hahaha.

While we're at it, here's the only thing I remember about Jovanovic:

 
I don't know if they played enough games but this lot would probably get battered by any team already mentioned:

Itandje
Degen Paletta Coates Konchesky
Plessis Poulsen Diao
Aspas Jovanovic Cole
 
Kirkland, Josemi, Pellebastard, Diao, Diouf, Nunez, Poulsen, Konchesky all have to be in that team

Cunts all of them
 
Dossena has to be first on the list. I have never seen a more dog shit player in all my days. He couldn't kick, pass, tackle, run - All he could do was fall over, foul, and not ever complete a pass or anything that resembled playing football. I could do better and I consider myself a better cricketer than a football player - Also I'm 42, in recovery and would still put in a better shift than that useless lump of shite! 🙂
 
Who was that huge, useless Greek cnut who played CB for us and got himself sent off against the bitters?

Also, Mark Kennedy was since the Premier League began, wasn't he? I'll say that again... Mark. Kennedy.
 
Who was that huge, useless Greek cnut who played CB for us and got himself sent off against the bitters?

Also, Mark Kennedy was since the Premier League began, wasn't he? I'll say that again... Mark. Kennedy.

Krygiakos? He wasn't that bad.
 
Zorba the Greek was a dreadful player

I think these debates are more instructive when some kind of qualifier of games played is used.

Not sure what the agreed number should be - 10? 15? 20? - but it would then exclude the likes of Istvan Kozma, Aquilani and Erik Meijer, who we all know were useless twats, but didn't play often enough to do any lasting damage

Every player listed so far is a valid contribution to the list of really shite footballers who we have had to endure, but the real culprits have been those who have never been good enough to play for Liverpool, and yet somehow did quite often.

The ones I have listed are insurmountably fucking dreadful, but the scope for inclusion is sadly vast.
 
Sean Dundee has to go down as one of the most disappointing. I remember visiting Liverpool for a game (I think a 1-1 against Chelsea - Laudrup and Redknapp - Babb got posted!) and some auld fella in the Main Stand started waxing lyrical about Dundee. I was pumped! Then I saw him play........ Oh dear! 🙁
 
Zorba was a dreadful defender, but for a short time it felt like we had a player that could attack a corner, so I loved him.

Likewise, Dossena gets a pass for *that* lobbed 4th goal in our 1-4 at old toilet. Happy days.
I'll concede the point for that alone - He was still fucking shit though.
 
Aly Cissokho
Philip Degen
Bernard Diomede
Jose Enrique
Istvan Kozma
Frode Kippe
Patrice Luzi
Damien Plessis
Torben Piechnik
Zak Whitbread

Mainly defenders there. See the pattern....
 
Itandje

Degen
Kryiakos
Wilson
Konchesky

Spearing
Adam
J.Cole
Jovanovic

Voronin
Ngog

Subs: Jones, Moreno, Borini, Pacheco, Downing, Carroll, Poulsen

Gone for a very dislikeable side here.
 
Voronin for his wife's awful shellsuit alone deserves a mention. Adam though.... He was pretty decent I thought. Spearing? Really? Ngog was a tryer. Shit but at least he gave a shit. Poulson has to be in there though!
 
Aly Cissokho
Philip Degen
Bernard Diomede
Jose Enrique
Istvan Kozma
Frode Kippe
Patrice Luzi
Damien Plessis
Torben Piechnik
Zak Whitbread

Mainly defenders there. See the pattern....
Plessis wasn't that bad. Made a fairly convincing debut against the gooners right? Parachuted into the side and did a solid job - If I remember correctly. I might have been drunk so forgive a brother if my memory is lax. 😎
 
Plessis wasn't that bad. Made a fairly convincing debut against the gooners right? Parachuted into the side and did a solid job - If I remember correctly. I might have been drunk so forgive a brother if my memory is lax. 😎
One good game? Hmmmm.
 
One good game? Hmmmm.
You know what I mean you cheeky sausage! He was a bit underwhelming but no means completely shit - As say someone like Tanner or Degan was (I have a funny story about Degan actually) I was watching the game in some bar in Lausanne - Being in Switzerland there was a bunch of Degan fans there - Well Swiss dudes there.... He was having a shocker (as usual) My wife said rather loudly "that bloody Degan is rubbish" (or words to that effect) - We actually got hissed at! I've never been hissed at before but am profoundly pleased I have done! Degan HAS to be on the list! He was simply fucking awful!
 
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